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NorCal Man Returned Home to Find Naked Woman Sleeping in His Bed: Police
KTL ^
Posted on 09/09/2017 5:56:54 AM PDT by BenLurkin
According to Anderson police, the homeowner returned home from work and found a package on his porch had been opened. After walking in, the man saw a sandwich with a bite taken out of it on the kitchen counter. He later noticed women’s clothing scattered on the floor of the bathroom and signs that someone had taken a shower.
The man then made his way to his bedroom and found Watkins in his bed, police said. He woke her up and called the police.
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Michelle Irene Watkins, 33, is seen in a booking photo provided by the Shasta County Sheriff’s Office.
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posted on
09/09/2017 5:56:54 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
If that happened to me, my wife would never believe me!
To: BenLurkin
This woman obviously never watched Pulp Fiction
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:00:14 AM PDT
by
rdcbn
To: BenLurkin
Clearly drugs, probably meth. Sad, very sad.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:00:32 AM PDT
by
raybbr
(That progressive bumper sticker on your car might just as well say, "Yes, I'm THAT stupid!")
To: BenLurkin
“Stolen property”? “Petty theft”? The sandwich?
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:03:02 AM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: BenLurkin
Probably a smart move to call police.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:04:57 AM PDT
by
Crucial
To: SamAdams76
LoL, I was thinking the same thing.
To: SamAdams76
Too true, brother, too true.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:11:45 AM PDT
by
Xenodamus
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -TJ)
To: SamAdams76
I’d bet millions you wouldn’t be alone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:12:22 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: Crucial
Yes, the first, fleeting thought is that it sounds like Christmas Morning, but reality is: call the cops and get rid of her.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:12:50 AM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(To the insane, the sane appear insane. MAGA = Renaissance!)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Laz would hit it.Laz is welcome to it...I wouldn't hit it with your bat.
And she is most definitely GUILTY!
Looks like a crack whore.
Homeowner should have shot and killed it...stopping any chance of it reproducing.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:13:15 AM PDT
by
OldSmaj
(The only thing washed on a filthy liberal is their damned brains.)
To: BenLurkin
Looks like a meth addict...
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:18:24 AM PDT
by
Bon of Babble
(In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby!!)
To: BenLurkin
Look at her hair. She has Golden Locks!
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:18:59 AM PDT
by
BDParrish
(One representative for every 30,000 persons!)
To: SamAdams76
Dear Penthouse Letters...
To: BDParrish
And why was only one bowl of porridge eaten??
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:21:47 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
To: BenLurkin; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
Well, she was in bed.
Still, gonna go with “bad” naked.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:22:52 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
To: BDParrish
I noticed the same thing. That made my morning.
To: Larry Lucido
And why was only one bowl of porridge eaten?? She started at the wrong end of the table ("...and this one is just right")
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:29:16 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: BenLurkin
He woke her up and called the police.
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I’d call the police and let THEM wake her up.
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posted on
09/09/2017 6:39:34 AM PDT
by
Qiviut
(Obama's Legacy in two words: DONALD TRUMP)
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