Posted on 09/06/2017 2:36:17 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Replacement Statues
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. Now that my peeps are destroying all the historical statues, there is a lot of room for a new one.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money ... magnificent to say the least !
Thank you,
The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
postscript: The Committee has raised $2.16 so far Actually, somebody donated $1,000,000 but did it thru the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation sent the $2.16 on to us with the Clinton family keeping the balance for 'administrative expenses’.
Am sure Red State ranchers would be happy to donate BS as Hillary’s statue sculpting material.
Make one showing her right hand raised claiming to be a Christian but standing on a pile of aborted fetuses for supporting the abortion industry so adamantly.
Cute.
It would have literal and metaphorical meaning.
Entrepreneurial idea: Build a statue of Mrs. Bill Clinton and mount it on a flatbed trailer, then tour the U.S. and charge a fee to bash it with a hammer or shoot it with paintballs. You’d make a fortune!
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