[Steely Tom]

Add lithium fluoride.

[RC one]

Here we go again.

[headstamp 2]

A teaspoon of lithium chassis grease every morning has the same effect. s/

[MV=PY]

"Adding lithium to tap water could prevent thousands of dementia cases, new study suggests"

What else would it do?

[oblomov]

I have taken low-dose lithium orotate as a supplement in the past.

It did have a slight positive effect on my mood, but the effect was negligible compared to other nootropics.

[a fool in paradise]

And birf control and xanex and

[Georgia Girl 2]

Add lithium to the fluoride, prescription drug cocktail, cocaine and antibiotics that inhabit the tap water. Because its just unhealthy enough now.

We filter every drop we drink through a Big Berkey filtration system.

[left that other site]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY

There they go...messing with our precious bodily fluids again!

[chrisser]

If we got rid of dementia, that would all but eliminate the Democrat party.

(No offense intended to sufferers of actual dementia and their families/caregivers. I’ve seen the effects first-hand and it’s a tragedy in multiple ways)

[howlinhound]

Add beer to tap water and you’ve got Budweiser.

[Molon Labbie]

If they got one that stops liberalism, I say pour it on.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

First look at what we eat and drink. Reducing sugars and artificial sweeteners such as aspartame in our diets would be helpful.

[taildragger]

And... Their are cultures that have low rates of Alz, thier diet includes a great deal of coconut oil and I believe India has low rates contributed to the wonderful spices often used in Indian Cooking. So do we add these to the water instead? I say this not to be a smart-@zz, but to point out individuals can take steps if they feel they need to possibly counteract the effects of x, y, or z "dis-ease" not putting another additive in our water.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

What about dilithium? Like Star Trek dilithium crystals so people can go warp speed?

[dhs12345]

Why not just suggest it as a supplement?

There are always side effects. Especially when combined with other stuff.

[Cold Heart]

I picked the wrong week to quit smoking lithium cigarettes.

[tumblindice]

Lithium is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

[Texas Eagle]

Yyyyeahhhhh. I think I’ll wait until they come to a conclusion with a little more oomph than “suggests”.

[Bon mots]

In other news, banning automobiles would prevent 40,000 traffic fatalities per year.

[BykrBayb]

What could go wrong? https://www.drugs.com/amp/sfx/lithium-side-effects.html