The City of Kwanzaa
And then? Bringing up a locale like that makes me think of the Southwest; but eventually it comes down to all of the US. That’s where we are headed.
How about Stupidville
Many of those advocating statehood for DC have proposed the name New Columbia. However, that’s out because Christopher Columbus is now in the Left’s doghouse.
Karlton (for Karl Marx)
Marxville
Leninton
Engleston
A couple of years ago, the Seal of the County of Los Angeles was changed to remove the cross from the top of the depiction of the San Gabriel mission. Didn’t want anyone to think Christianity had anything to do with Los Angeles.
I wrote to the newspaper and noted the irony that the county is named after Our Lady Queen of the Angeles— a patently Christian name. I suggested that the county could be renamed simply “Los”. Somehow, that idea never went anywhere.
So, Washington, DC would have to become “Capital, F.D.” (federal district).
We will also have to find a new name for the state of Washington.
We need to change it to Townie McTownface.
Washington State as well. I think all blacks who are named Washington should also change their names, in fact a law should be passed mandating it. What should Denzel Washington change his name to? Madison and Monroe were also slave owners. Change Madison Wisconsin and Monroe County FL and NY. And let’s not forget Benjamin Franklin. He owned slaves and his newspaper was a veritable eBay! for slaves, advertising high quality slaves at the lowest possible prices!
Babylon.
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Leningrad
How About MooChelle City?
No Washington, DC must be removed and placed in a warehouse!
How about $#!tshow, USA?
You will never find a greater hive of scum and villainy.
So here goes: (I love taking dumb ideas and following them to their logical conclusion)
We obviously can't name it after a person, since only God is perfect. Naming a city or anything after God would offend a lot of people. While we're at it, maybe anything with "Christian" in its name should be changed.
So I looked up what "Potomac" means. The word Potomac is unacceptable, because it's an English spelling of an Algonquin word. It would be inappropriate and offensive to use a spelling from the oppressors. Patawomeke is a more culturally sensitive spelling for the word.
Patawomeke has three possible meanings:
1. River of Swans
2. Place where people trade
3. The place to which tribute is brought
Problem solved. Patawomeke is the perfect name for Washington DC. If three definitions is too confusing, an alternative would be to name it "Place to which tribute is brought"
Problem solved. <^..^>
Drop the good name of George Washington and rename it the District of Criminals or D.C. for short.
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