A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line for a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.
“Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asked.
The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opened his shirt, revealing lots of silver, curly hair.
She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” And she processed his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”
A pretty good chuckle there...
Old grandpa went in for his regular physical at the tender young age of 83. The doctor told him everything was OK but there was one more thing. He handed him a small bottle and said he needed to bring back a sperm sample.
So grandpa came back the next day with an empty bottle and the doctor asked what was wrong.
Well doc, grandpa said, I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, no luck. So I went to my wife. She tried with her left hand, she tried with he right hand, she even tried with her teeth, still no luck. So we asked the neighbor’s wife - she tried with her left...
The doctor stopped him, aghast, and said wait a minute...your neighbor’s WIFE???
Yeah doc, no matter what we did we could never get the damn bottle opened.
like msm/entertainment doesn’t do enough male bashing. Let’s do some ourselves.
An old woman watching TV sees multiple commercials for the blue pill. She knows her husband isn’t interested but goes down to the doctor and explains her dilemma. He prescribes the medicine but knowing the old man wished her good luck getting him to take the medicine.
When she gets home, she looks around trying to figure out how to get the medicine in the old man, suddenly it hits her, if she drops it in the well, he’ll get up and pump his own dose in the morning.
Several weeks later, the doctor sees the old woman and asked her if the medicine works.
She replies, I don’t know, we still can’t get the pump handle down.
LOL!
Here’s one from old Rodney Dangerfield
I went to my doctor for an exam, he said it looks like you might have some kind of problem I’ll need a Urine Sample, a Stool Sample and a Blood Sample... Okay I said and handed him my UNDERWEAR!