A pretty good chuckle there...
Old grandpa went in for his regular physical at the tender young age of 83. The doctor told him everything was OK but there was one more thing. He handed him a small bottle and said he needed to bring back a sperm sample.
So grandpa came back the next day with an empty bottle and the doctor asked what was wrong.
Well doc, grandpa said, I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, no luck. So I went to my wife. She tried with her left hand, she tried with he right hand, she even tried with her teeth, still no luck. So we asked the neighbor’s wife - she tried with her left...
The doctor stopped him, aghast, and said wait a minute...your neighbor’s WIFE???
Yeah doc, no matter what we did we could never get the damn bottle opened.
LOL!!!