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Now You Can Buy Deodorant That Smells Like Rosé
cbsBoston ^ | 06/22/2017

Posted on 06/22/2017 10:46:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin

Booze isn’t just for drinking anymore.

Just in time for summer, one company has released a line of deodorants that smell like your favorite alcoholic beverages.

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The limited edition brunch boxed set from Native Cosmetics includes scents like Rosé, Mimosa and Sangria.

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A three-pack sells for $30 online, including shipping.

(Excerpt) Read more at boston.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: booze; deodorant; smells
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1 posted on 06/22/2017 10:46:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

It’s cheaper just to splash some Ripple on your collar.


2 posted on 06/22/2017 10:48:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
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No officer, its my deodorant....

Yeah nothing could go wrong with this...


3 posted on 06/22/2017 10:48:47 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

I use to reek of smirnoff


4 posted on 06/22/2017 10:49:00 AM PDT by al baby (May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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To: BenLurkin

That scared me. I thought at first glance it said Rosie. Smelling like a drunk is bad enough, but smelling like Rosie? Yikes.


5 posted on 06/22/2017 10:49:19 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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6 posted on 06/22/2017 10:51:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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7 posted on 06/22/2017 10:51:27 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: BenLurkin

I use this deodorant, not these scents, but it doesn’t contain harmful chemicals and it works.


8 posted on 06/22/2017 10:54:46 AM PDT by All Blue State
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To: BenLurkin

Why on earth would you be trying to attract alcoholics? I see trouble ahead.


9 posted on 06/22/2017 10:55:12 AM PDT by Fido969 (IN!)
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“Why on earth would you be trying to attract alcoholics?

A shot at Trump’s welfare plans....

Alcoholics can at least apply for jobs now.

“It’s my deodorant you’re smelling”.


10 posted on 06/22/2017 11:00:25 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: BenLurkin

Why not Chardonnay?....................


11 posted on 06/22/2017 11:05:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (Unless you eat The Bread of Life, you are toast!.......................)
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I just want a deodorant that keeps me from smelling like a rotting wildebeest carcass.
12 posted on 06/22/2017 11:11:32 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Comey = The Swamp Fighting Back)
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To: Fido969

Easier to score.

There was an “NYPD” epi or two about a serial killer hunting at AA meetings. Easier to get drunk and kill.

Actually, I’m guessing that this is an offshoot of taste-testing strips aimed at grocery store wine aisles.


13 posted on 06/22/2017 11:12:44 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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14 posted on 06/22/2017 11:14:18 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (RuPaul and Yertle - our illustrious Republican leaders up the Hill - God help us!)
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To: BenLurkin

My dear, your pits (sniff sniff)—they have a piquant, fruity and earthy bookay.


15 posted on 06/22/2017 11:23:55 AM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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Why don’t they make perfumes that smell like chocolate cake? roast beef? gun oil?


16 posted on 06/22/2017 11:44:56 AM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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A dab of Hoppes #9, a little A-1 sauce behind wifey’s ears drives me plumb loco.


17 posted on 06/22/2017 12:01:08 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: BenLurkin

Make one that smells like fresh cut grass, or a driftwood bonfire on a beach. I’d be all over those.

But Rosé? I have too many memories of trying to shower the alcohol odor off myself to ever want to smell that way intentionally.


18 posted on 06/22/2017 12:03:46 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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How about that smells like lumberjack? attract more women.


19 posted on 06/22/2017 12:03:47 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Le Pen: "Islamism is a totalitarian ideology that has declared war on our nation, on civilization.")
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To: tumblindice

Bow-kwett.


20 posted on 06/22/2017 12:04:47 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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