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Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig
Daily Mail ^ | 06/19/2017 | David Burke

Posted on 06/19/2017 3:16:58 PM PDT by Del Rapier

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81 posted on 06/19/2017 5:21:45 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: Del Rapier
Never had a fight with a pig but I had to run hide in the trailer when Annabelle got too amorous.
She wouldn't take no for an answer.


82 posted on 06/19/2017 5:32:17 PM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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To: Ezekiel
The revenge of Seaman Hornsby.

When Hornsby runs wild there's no telling what he might do. He behaves like a perfect swine.

83 posted on 06/19/2017 5:38:18 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Del Rapier
The pig...bit his private parts...

Those damned pigs!

They always go for the nuts!

84 posted on 06/19/2017 5:39:51 PM PDT by OldSmaj (The only thing washed on a filthy liberal is their damned brains.)
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To: Del Rapier

How drunk was the pig?


85 posted on 06/19/2017 5:41:26 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (for the night is dark and full of terrorists)
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To: USMCPOP

Folks, we have a winner.
So funny.


86 posted on 06/19/2017 6:02:12 PM PDT by sweetiepiezer (Winning is not getting old.)
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To: Del Rapier

Domestic violence?


87 posted on 06/19/2017 6:05:23 PM PDT by Crucial
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To: Del Rapier
Idiot.

Everybody knows you should always fight pigs sober...

I mean, Jeez....
88 posted on 06/19/2017 6:07:39 PM PDT by Kenny Bania
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To: Del Rapier
Some pigs seem to like a good fight.

This porker has bad intentions--and the corrugated panel won't help.


Sheet metal toreador

89 posted on 06/19/2017 6:13:59 PM PDT by henbane
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To: Clarancebeaks

I think that an earlier poster inferred that perhaps the guy had one hand in his pants to get things lined up and Porky turned on him and caught him red-handed.


90 posted on 06/19/2017 6:18:40 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Bratch

Beer goggles?


91 posted on 06/19/2017 6:29:05 PM PDT by nhbob1
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To: Del Rapier

Poor fellow he should have stayed...

Workin’ on the railroad
Sleepin’ on the ground
Eatin’ saltine crackers
Ten cents a pound
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll dance around
(Ehhhh, come in momma, the hog’s done got me)


92 posted on 06/19/2017 7:03:53 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Del Rapier

BUMP


93 posted on 06/19/2017 7:04:20 PM PDT by golux
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To: Ezekiel

LOL! Got it! Seaman Hornsby was invited to dinner.


94 posted on 06/19/2017 7:07:41 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: henbane

Don’t know if this will last past the mods but...
if you have ever seen a boar’s penis you will know where the term “getting screwed” comes from.


95 posted on 06/19/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: OldSmaj

The piggy chewed off the farmer’s chorizo. He was in the mood for Mexican.


96 posted on 06/19/2017 7:55:42 PM PDT by tflabo (Able Deplore)
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To: Del Rapier

And I forgot who runs the mangled genitals ping list.


97 posted on 06/19/2017 8:04:58 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: martin_fierro

mangled Genital ping...
This is so wrong...
So many unanswered questions...


98 posted on 06/19/2017 8:23:56 PM PDT by Conservative4Life (I'm not too worried, I've read the book and know how it all ends...We win)
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To: USMCPOP

“Patio Porker Predictably Pinches Pickled Pablo’s Private Parts Pronto.”

I’ll bet that left a mark. I wonder if Porky is sausage links yet?


99 posted on 06/19/2017 9:47:08 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and thse religion of thieves. Socialism is governmental theft!)
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To: Del Rapier
What Has This Pig Been Eating?
This Bacon Tastes Funny!


100 posted on 06/20/2017 6:29:47 AM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Demographic Tsnami - Have Big Families)
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