Posted on 05/23/2017 10:31:14 PM PDT by Rebelbase
It was an unforgettable day at the memorably-named company AnalTech.
At approximately 6:30 a.m. Monday, a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.
The truck damaged the facility's laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity, WDEL reports.
Accordingly, first responders alerted the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control, which brought in a HazMat team to handle any leaks.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
Crappy story ping.
AnalTech. Maybe they were trying to create a ‘movement’ or an Ad.
At least it wasn’t called Penetrode.
What is that about story titles that say it all?
You can’t even make this stuff up. ..
I see the front cover of this rag every day at 7-11.
A suitable story for NYDN.
Has to be one of the worst company names of all time, unless they want to boast of their “anal” expertise.... actually, it seems that they derive their name from “analytics”....
http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/2009/01/should-analtech-change-its-name/
“The truck damaged the facility’s laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity,”
The author must have busted a gut in laughter writing that.
Talk about a colonic!
would have been perfect if the author’s name was ‘Poopsie Russel” or something like that
Ruck Ro...
Analtech specialises in sphincteritis...
Ruck Recked into Analtech on the Hershey Highway...
The company’s seminiferous tablodial buttnoids must have been injured in the accident accounting for the bad odor.
It makes perfect sense. We all take the little blue gnomes for granted until they stop working.
In college we had a class called Analytical Techniques. Of course, we all called it Anal Tech.
The only thing that company has to do with asses are the ones who named it.
Not buying it.
"In 1964, the company paid a marketing firm to come up with a different name. They said, 'Well, you guys do Analytical Technology why dont you put the two words together and call it AnalTech!' However, the spokesperson admitted that "AnalTech faces certain challenges because of the 'juvenile' humor that has developed in the past few decades and current web filters that may block the company name" and has considered rebranding as a result.
Now we can continue with the juvenile humor.
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