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Cat With Assault Rifle Receives Warning From Police
StarPulse ^ | 4-28-17 | unattributed

Posted on 05/07/2017 5:18:30 PM PDT by smokingfrog

Police in Oregon had to issue a "verbal warning" to a cat in a tree, reportedly armed with a gun-shaped stick.

The Newport Oregon Police Department shared a photo of the black and white cat that was perched in a tree with its paw holding a stick that looked like an automatic rifle.

Officers quickly responded to the scene where they determined the cat did not pose any immediate threat.

"Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded," police said. "The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch."

The Police Department ended its post by stating that the cat had been apprehended and was charged with several offenses.

(Excerpt) Read more at starpulse.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News
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1 posted on 05/07/2017 5:18:31 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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2 posted on 05/07/2017 5:22:48 PM PDT by iowamark
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Childish idiots have no place in law enforcement.


3 posted on 05/07/2017 5:23:42 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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The SWAT Team took out that one when he ran out of ammo.


4 posted on 05/07/2017 5:24:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I don’t have a problem with the police having a sense of humor.


5 posted on 05/07/2017 5:25:42 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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https://youtu.be/N7u7EwLHxV4


6 posted on 05/07/2017 5:29:26 PM PDT by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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We still have viking kitties!

KYPD


7 posted on 05/07/2017 5:29:54 PM PDT by petro45acp (" It IS About Islam: exposing the truth about ISIS, Al Qaeda, Iran, and the caliphate" by Glenn Beck)
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Next time you get pulled over joke about the half dozen dead bodies in your trunk. Off the clock fine. On the clock, no humor.


8 posted on 05/07/2017 5:31:21 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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Is that cat related to Vic Morrow?
9 posted on 05/07/2017 5:35:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Thanks, Joe Friday.


10 posted on 05/07/2017 5:35:48 PM PDT by JennysCool
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11 posted on 05/07/2017 5:36:39 PM PDT by butlerweave
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Some humor/rationality still remains.


12 posted on 05/07/2017 5:37:31 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition mobile devices. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Not a thing wrong with cops laugh at something funny. They whole problem with cops today is that everything has to be treated as deadly serious and jokes are forbidden.

In case you didn’t know, that’s the hallmark of totalitarian nations.


13 posted on 05/07/2017 5:38:11 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Back in high school, a friend bought one of those "severed hand" props, and rigged his trunk so the hand was sticking out.

He was pulled over at gunpoint, and after explaining it, he was sited for "creating a public nuisance."

Mark

14 posted on 05/07/2017 5:39:51 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: JennysCool

90% of the cops I know have a huge stick up their ass and would not now humor if it bit them on their bell end. That said, interacting with a LEO is stressful enough. The last thing you need is one trying to be funny.


15 posted on 05/07/2017 5:46:12 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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Norton says okay.

https://safeweb.norton.com/report/show?url=starpulse.com


16 posted on 05/07/2017 5:46:33 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Says the FReeper with the screenname created while doing shots of Tequila.


17 posted on 05/07/2017 5:46:58 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Man-made global liberalism is killing the planet)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I don’t have a trunk.


18 posted on 05/07/2017 5:47:27 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Nobody has any place in anything, ever, always, never, nowhere.


19 posted on 05/07/2017 5:52:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: MarkL

Can top that. Had a fat ginger friend that went to a Halloween party some friends of mine were having. He had rigged up a 18 or so inch black life like dildo to hang out of his boxers. He got pulled over coming to the party. I think the poor cop was damaged for life.


20 posted on 05/07/2017 5:53:14 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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