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What Women Really Think: Ivanka Trump Is The 'Sparkly Vampire' That America Craves (barf alert!)
Slate ^ | Marxh 5 2017 | Katy Waldman

Posted on 05/05/2017 12:44:07 PM PDT by drewh

After the House passed the AHCA bill Thursday, I stood up and walked outside. I took Women Who Work with me. It was when the sunlight hit the cover of the book at a certain angle, causing Ivanka’s pale skin to sparkle, that I realized who she reminded me of. That dewy parasitism, like Dracula after a meal—America’s first daughter belongs to the Twilight phenomenon, to the pop culture vogue for attractive vampires.

The core fantasy of the series was that creatures born to prey on us might come to love and protect us instead. That a glamorous and sophisticated child of darkness, decked in ancestral riches, could float down from the tower and, seeing our potential, remake us in her image. Some blood might be spilled (ours, even!), but would that not be a small price to pay for “architecting a life you love—a full, multidimensional life”?

Perhaps it is no coincidence that the fabled Ivanka voter hails from the same demographic—white, middle class, female—that devours romance novels in general and snapped up Stephenie Meyer’s in particular. Or perhaps this administration has rewritten so many rules and unraveled so many norms that I’m mistaking fiction for truth. The Trumps are right about one thing, though: We can occasionally be authoring our destinies even when we believe ourselves to be fortune’s fools. After all, we invited them in.

In the funhouse reality of Trumpworld, all is inverted. If a person’s identity revolves around having things handed to her, then she must publish a book titled Women Who Work. This work book must lean on the labor of others, be they ghostwriters, nannies, or cleaning staff.

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: goddess; hottie; ivanka; sexy
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1 posted on 05/05/2017 12:44:07 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh

Well, she is a bit of a vamp... just sayin’. ;-)


2 posted on 05/05/2017 12:49:22 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I call Obama "osama" because he damaged us far more than Osama bin Ladin ever did.)
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To: drewh

Reads like a Cat Fight...


3 posted on 05/05/2017 12:50:53 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition mobile devices. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: drewh
And Ivanka is a Goddess in China.

So cram it Slate.

4 posted on 05/05/2017 12:51:08 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Proud Keeper of the Sarah Palin and New First Lady Melania Ping Lists. Let me know if you want on.)
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To: KC_Lion
did someone say goddess?


5 posted on 05/05/2017 12:53:23 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh

She looks comfy..


6 posted on 05/05/2017 12:56:01 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition mobile devices. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: drewh

Funny how the left automatically hates her just because she is the daughter of the focal point of their hatred. Funny because she is a leftist influence on her dad!


7 posted on 05/05/2017 12:57:33 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: Paladin2
indeed!


8 posted on 05/05/2017 12:59:54 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh

Where do all these crazed lefty “journalists” come from.

It’s like there’s a underground factory somewhere at which unending shifts of trolls produce them on assembly lines.


9 posted on 05/05/2017 1:00:09 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: drewh

So, she’s a curb sitter too?


10 posted on 05/05/2017 1:01:59 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition mobile devices. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: BenLurkin
Where do all these crazed lefty “journalists” come from.

no good paying jobs left in the social justice warrior field, so they freelance write

11 posted on 05/05/2017 1:02:01 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh
"What Women Really Think"

If this crap reflects a fraction of the insight into the present female mind, it's time for a mass committal to the nervous hospital.

12 posted on 05/05/2017 1:02:50 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: drewh

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/tempe/2016/04/15/tempe-adopts-law-curb-sidewalk-sitters-mill-ave/83075318/


13 posted on 05/05/2017 1:03:39 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition mobile devices. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: Paladin2
couches as well! :)


14 posted on 05/05/2017 1:07:00 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh

It wouldn’t hurt Ivanka to recede for a while.

The more known her policy goals are, the harder it is to ignore her liberal worldview, the more she speaks the more pretentious she sounds and being seen everywhere with the President raises more questions about her position.

Someone should have taught her less is more.


15 posted on 05/05/2017 1:13:32 PM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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To: drewh

We can hope that the genius of the Kirchners begins to manifest itself and produces some measurable result that outweighs all the trouble coming to the president, soon, because more is on the way.

The Kirchners causes and their connections are pretty foreign to the minds of most Trump voters and neither seem to articulate an appreciation for the issues that made Trump the POTUS, nor much of any desire to acquire it.


16 posted on 05/05/2017 1:16:23 PM PDT by RitaOK (Viva Christo Rey! Public Education/Academia are the farm team for more Marxists coming... infinitum.)
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To: drewh

She is!


17 posted on 05/05/2017 1:18:23 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Proud Keeper of the Sarah Palin and New First Lady Melania Ping Lists. Let me know if you want on.)
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To: BenLurkin
It’s like there’s a underground factory somewhere at which unending shifts of trolls produce them on assembly lines.

They are secretly referred to as "universities."

18 posted on 05/05/2017 1:18:52 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: KC_Lion

How about an Ivanka ping list? :)


19 posted on 05/05/2017 1:22:49 PM PDT by drewh
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To: Right_in_Virginia
Someone should have taught her less is more.

Well, she wouldn't have learned that from her father.

20 posted on 05/05/2017 1:28:42 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I call Obama "osama" because he damaged us far more than Osama bin Ladin ever did.)
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