The rabbit kicked the bucket....on United!
1 posted on
04/25/2017 8:56:31 PM PDT by
Morgana
To: Lazamataz
2 posted on
04/25/2017 8:56:52 PM PDT by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Morgana
Imagine another bunny having to share the same cargo hold. “Do you really need both arm rests and half my seat space as well?”
To: Morgana
United killed the Easter Bunny.
4 posted on
04/25/2017 9:01:23 PM PDT by
virgil
(The evil that men do lives after them.)
To: Morgana
I really need glasses. At first I thougt it said “Son of world’s biggest Rabbi...
I know some Rabbis and they’re great folk. But I was wondering why they were being compared to fluffy bunnies :)
They weren’t THAT cute.
6 posted on
04/25/2017 9:03:40 PM PDT by
dp0622
(IThe only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Morgana
Flew into Chicago...I say Airport Police did it.
To: Morgana
Maybe they put bunny in the regular hold instead of the pressurized area? A bunny autopsy is in order.
10 posted on
04/25/2017 9:14:44 PM PDT by
blueplum
("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017)
To: Morgana
11 posted on
04/25/2017 9:15:46 PM PDT by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Morgana
Ah United...Its to die for.
12 posted on
04/25/2017 9:16:14 PM PDT by
teletech
To: Morgana
Heathrow Airport to Chicago O'Hare International AirportHmmmm. Sounds like his luck ran out.
14 posted on
04/25/2017 9:19:59 PM PDT by
pa_dweller
(President Donald Trump, President Donald Trump. Because I know you like seeing it.)
To: IncPen
To: Morgana
You need to point out that the rabbit's owner, Annette Edwards, was a model who spent tens of thousands of dollars to look like Jessica Rabbit:
(And that's the truth!)
18 posted on
04/25/2017 9:26:29 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Morgana
‘What? You mean behind the rabbit?...
That’s no ordinary rabbit- That’s the most foul crueeeel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on
You twit- I soiled my armor I was so scared”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnOdAT6H94s
19 posted on
04/25/2017 9:27:58 PM PDT by
Bob434
To: Morgana
United - ‘Cause everyone has to go sometime.
23 posted on
04/25/2017 9:37:04 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Morgana
How f’nn stupid. Story and all.
35 posted on
04/25/2017 10:54:12 PM PDT by
A strike
(Madison Avenue is racist.)
To: Morgana
36 posted on
04/25/2017 11:24:00 PM PDT by
Noob1999
(For)
To: Morgana
Don’t order any meals on United for at least a week.
Reminds me of the old joke about several U.S. planes taxing for takeoff at an airport when the first one (name made up), United Planes called the tower to report a dead deer on the runway and asked the tower to warn the following planes to avoid it.
The new plane, Friendly Skies, upon receiving the warning from the tower replied, “Message received. We have already notified our chef and he’s on the way to get it”.
To: Morgana
She should have paid the insurance demanded by the sin-dicate.
38 posted on
04/26/2017 12:58:32 AM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Morgana
I raise rabbits- they can live through huge amounts of stress- or simply keel over dead for no visible reason.
40 posted on
04/26/2017 4:23:48 AM PDT by
TexasBarak
(I aim to misbehave!)
To: Morgana
42 posted on
04/26/2017 5:11:41 AM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America.)
To: Morgana
COOK! Where’s my hasenpfeffer?
47 posted on
04/26/2017 6:14:33 AM PDT by
Constitution Day
(Never begin a vast project with half-vast ideas.)
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