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1 posted on 04/18/2017 7:58:04 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: thecodont

Nah. Too easy.


2 posted on 04/18/2017 8:03:09 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
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To: thecodont

I’ve always heard (no pun intended) that cows are very inquisitive, and easily distracted by anything new out of place. Who knows, the beaver may have been either trying to run away from this big rumbling, ungainly group of cows, or inspecting the tall grass for bugs, and the damn cows would not stop following him.


3 posted on 04/18/2017 8:04:15 PM PDT by lee martell
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6 posted on 04/18/2017 8:09:34 PM PDT by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: thecodont

Beavers pushing around heifers...happens all the time.


7 posted on 04/18/2017 8:10:41 PM PDT by nickedknack
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To: thecodont

Bet the beaver is thinking wtf?


10 posted on 04/18/2017 8:26:41 PM PDT by Fhios
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The day I called the State DNR about what to do about teh beaver eating my fruit trees I planted and they said “We dont’t control them, you do” was the day I got serious.

I look on google earth now where I used to live and there are still distinct craters where beaver huts once lived.

I still don’t see any signs the beaver ever came back.

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14 posted on 04/18/2017 8:53:55 PM PDT by soycd
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Back in another life a friend and I were playing guitars in a grove of trees surround by a large pasture. A herd of about 30 cows wandered up and surrounded us. We serenaded them for a 1/2 hour.


17 posted on 04/18/2017 9:38:01 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Deportation mayhem is just birthing pains for a new America.)
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I didn’t know that Madonna could herd cattle. My, what will she do next?


20 posted on 04/18/2017 10:56:22 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Be careful, heifers! First the developers send a scout, next thing you know the local politicians hike your taxes, and soon they’re using eminent domain to pry you off your land so they can turn it into a holiday destination for anglers and waterskiers.


21 posted on 04/18/2017 11:24:17 PM PDT by piasa
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The herding turkeys were busy elsewhere?


22 posted on 04/18/2017 11:47:11 PM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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"They're a curious bunch," she said. "They're kind of like teenagers. And I think they were following this thing around because they couldn't figure out what the heck it was."

Exactly. Heifers in a group are like a bunch of women in a shopping mall. They will follow each other around not really know why or where the hell they are going. BUT they are going.

I have see a bunch follow a cat in a pasture before.

Now steers will not do the same thing but of course they do not have their b@lls anymore. That may have something to do with it. If you ever had someone cut your b@lls out you are not so trust worthy anymore.

24 posted on 04/19/2017 12:23:34 AM PDT by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it, but ready to go again)
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following =/= herding


26 posted on 04/19/2017 5:08:11 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
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Wow, a beaver and his posse’......


27 posted on 04/19/2017 5:10:57 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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Cow beavers?.......................


28 posted on 04/19/2017 6:19:48 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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