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Man on LSD calls police, says spider gave birth in his stomach
rtv6 ^ | Mar 6, 2017 | Staff

Posted on 03/07/2017 8:30:25 PM PST by Rebelbase

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio - A Facebook post from an Ohio police department about a call they got from a man on drugs is going viral because of the bizarre nature of the call.

According to the South Euclid Police Department, a 19-year-old man called just before 9 p.m. last Thursday, saying he swallowed a pregnant spider that had given birth in his stomach.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: 911; dopersrights; drugs; lsd; spiders; stupid; thisisabrainondrugs; wod
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I hate it when that happens.
1 posted on 03/07/2017 8:30:25 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Of all the possible times a spider could give birth in your stomach that would have to be the worst!


2 posted on 03/07/2017 8:32:19 PM PST by TigersEye (We all have a stake in MAGA! We all need to contribute our efforts.)
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To: Rebelbase

Hmm, gonna be tough to tie the umbilical cord.


3 posted on 03/07/2017 8:37:04 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: Rebelbase; Slings and Arrows
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4 posted on 03/07/2017 8:37:53 PM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Rebelbase

LOL, you used my line. 8>) I was about to post the very same retort. But then I guess that would bes the reaction of most people. 8>)


5 posted on 03/07/2017 8:38:01 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: Rebelbase

LOL, you used my line. 8>) I was about to post the very same retort. But then I guess that would be the reaction of most people. 8>)


6 posted on 03/07/2017 8:38:20 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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7 posted on 03/07/2017 8:39:00 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
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8 posted on 03/07/2017 8:39:45 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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To: TigersEye

Bummer.


9 posted on 03/07/2017 8:40:30 PM PST by mumblypeg (Make America Macho Again.)
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To: Rebelbase
Yep, I can see the attraction of taking drugs. Who wouldn't want to experience having a spider give birth in you stomach? Yeesh!
10 posted on 03/07/2017 8:41:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: a fool in paradise

Frazetta never makes a thread worse.

Freegards


11 posted on 03/07/2017 8:42:15 PM PST by Ransomed
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To: Rebelbase

I’m glad the guy got help while on a bad trip, but seems that the cops were not respecting his privacy. Are all public calls to the police subject to being uploaded online for later entertainment? I find that surprising, to say the least. This may be someone on the most embarrassing day of their adult lives, now the whole ordeal is part of the ‘cloud’.


12 posted on 03/07/2017 8:44:21 PM PST by lee martell
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Did he want the police to arrest the spiders?


13 posted on 03/07/2017 8:45:25 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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14 posted on 03/07/2017 8:47:45 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
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15 posted on 03/07/2017 8:48:40 PM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I avoid all “bloody stuff jumpin outta the stomach” movies.
No Aliens for me, ever!


16 posted on 03/07/2017 8:50:01 PM PST by lee martell
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To: BenLurkin

17 posted on 03/07/2017 8:54:16 PM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Rebelbase

Drugs are bad, mkay.


18 posted on 03/07/2017 8:55:03 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Rebelbase
According to the South Euclid Police Department, a 19-year-old man called just before 9 p.m. last Thursday, saying he swallowed a pregnant spider that had given birth in his stomach.

Well, to be honest, that is when they're at their peak flavor.

Regards,

19 posted on 03/07/2017 8:57:05 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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20 posted on 03/07/2017 8:59:21 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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