I hate it when that happens.
1 posted on
03/07/2017 8:30:25 PM PST by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Of all the possible times a spider could give birth in your stomach that would have to be the worst!
2 posted on
03/07/2017 8:32:19 PM PST by
TigersEye
(We all have a stake in MAGA! We all need to contribute our efforts.)
To: Rebelbase
Hmm, gonna be tough to tie the umbilical cord.
3 posted on
03/07/2017 8:37:04 PM PST by
GnuThere
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4 posted on
03/07/2017 8:37:53 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
To: Rebelbase
LOL, you used my line. 8>) I was about to post the very same retort. But then I guess that would bes the reaction of most people. 8>)
To: Rebelbase
LOL, you used my line. 8>) I was about to post the very same retort. But then I guess that would be the reaction of most people. 8>)
To: Rebelbase
7 posted on
03/07/2017 8:39:00 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
To: Rebelbase
8 posted on
03/07/2017 8:39:45 PM PST by
Ciaphas Cain
(The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
To: Rebelbase
Yep, I can see the attraction of taking drugs. Who wouldn't want to experience having a spider give birth in you stomach? Yeesh!
10 posted on
03/07/2017 8:41:02 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
To: Rebelbase
I’m glad the guy got help while on a bad trip, but seems that the cops were not respecting his privacy. Are all public calls to the police subject to being uploaded online for later entertainment? I find that surprising, to say the least. This may be someone on the most embarrassing day of their adult lives, now the whole ordeal is part of the ‘cloud’.
To: Rebelbase
Did he want the police to arrest the spiders?
To: Rebelbase
18 posted on
03/07/2017 8:55:03 PM PST by
Beowulf9
To: Rebelbase
According to the South Euclid Police Department, a 19-year-old man called just before 9 p.m. last Thursday, saying he swallowed a pregnant spider that had given birth in his stomach.Well, to be honest, that is when they're at their peak flavor.
Regards,
19 posted on
03/07/2017 8:57:05 PM PST by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: Rebelbase
20 posted on
03/07/2017 8:59:21 PM PST by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Rebelbase
23 posted on
03/07/2017 9:19:34 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
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To: Rebelbase
“Is he still on? Lemme talk to him. Hey, man, it’s the police. We know about this already, the spider called us about five minutes ago. We’re sending a team of spider EMTs over to do a caesarean section. Don’t worry, the knives don’t hurt all that much. If you got any more acid you should probably take it now. Now just lie down and relax, they’re on the way...”
To: Rebelbase
The poor man. He clearly needs psychiatric help.
26 posted on
03/07/2017 9:37:01 PM PST by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear these slings and arrows for you, the American people)o)
To: Rebelbase
Now I’d like to say something silly at this point to underline the ridiculousness of the situation.
To: Rebelbase
30 posted on
03/07/2017 10:11:35 PM PST by
Slicksadick
(We accept the love we think we deserve.)
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31 posted on
03/07/2017 10:14:29 PM PST by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: Rebelbase
Some LSD has traces of strychnine and it messes with the stomach which if your out in LALA land can really freak you out.
32 posted on
03/07/2017 10:16:43 PM PST by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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