Posted on 03/05/2017 10:42:07 PM PST by nickcarraway
Any professional photographer can instantly tell what the person in this picture is doing wrong. Can you?
Hint: look at the camera strap.
The quickest way to tell an amateur with a fancy DSLR from a pro before they even begin shooting is to watch where they hang their strap.
When I was just a baby photographer in college, I hung my strap from my neck and an older, wiser student named Ray Whitehouse nearly jumped out of his skin setting me straight. Pros hang their straps from their shoulders for some very good reasons.
Amateurs put it over their necks, like the woman in the photo. Now every time I see shooters with their gear dragging on their necks like medieval torture devices — which is pretty much anytime I see anyone with an expensive camera — I wince.
The first and most important reason for this is back pain. Cameras are heavy — especially when they have top-tier lenses attached. And they're a lot to haul around even if you're carrying them properly. If you carry them wrong, however, they can do real damage.
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Hey nick, could you make the image a bit bigger, I can’t quite see it.
The people still on dial-up connections are gonna love that one)))
I can see the fine hairs on her nose!!
Taupe wrap it around your body it’s a safety hazard
With so many megapixels, anyone can be a dermatologist. I can see per pimple has a pimple.
Think she has a cavity on her right molar.
Please forward the high-res version so I can save a copy.
I don’t know why that happened.
Not to mention the ginormous photos that randomly occur, as well.
She gots little warty things in the corner of her mouth and on her chin.
Why don’t you see if you can find one like that of Hildabeast?
Pfffft.
Look closer.
You can see her DNA strands.
Oh gawd...those are makeup encrusted whiteheads.
*gag*
Next time, add WIDTH=’400’ inside your IMG command.
Sure got plenty of Spackle or some sort of stuff slathered on.
How to kill “that special moment.”
Shaddup! The Helen Thomas crap will start if you do not desist.
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