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U.S. Bank Stadium is a bird killing machine
City Pages ^ | 28 Feb 2017 | Cory Zurowski

Posted on 02/28/2017 1:46:25 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

Jim Sharpsteen started around sunrise. He was among half-dozen or so bird-loving volunteers who, over an 11-week span beginning last August, made the walk of shame around U.S. Bank Stadium.

Their mission was to confirm the worst: To see if the stadium, with its 200,000 square feet of clear and reflective glass, is so indistinguishable to birds that the creatures crash into it like something out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Welcome to the avian killing fields.

(Excerpt) Read more at citypages.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: birds; minnesota
Surround it with windmills to keep the birds away?

Or open a mini fried chicken operation?

1 posted on 02/28/2017 1:46:25 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I have no clue where that is.


2 posted on 02/28/2017 1:48:40 PM PST by WENDLE (Watch this on John McCain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0mHEJyC3Y)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Oh, come on! All birds do is fly around and poop on newly washed cars.


3 posted on 02/28/2017 1:48:56 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation camp?)
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To: hal ogen

It would really suck to be a bird and avoid all the “bird chopper” wind generators and then break your neck running into a glass pane at a professional ball game!


4 posted on 02/28/2017 1:54:20 PM PST by oldplayer
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To: DUMBGRUNT; Impy; GOPsterinMA

(Insert Arizona Cardinals, Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, Atlanta Falcons Joke here)


5 posted on 02/28/2017 1:54:47 PM PST by KC_Lion ("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)
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To: WENDLE

It’s where the Vikings play football in Minneapolis.


6 posted on 02/28/2017 1:57:10 PM PST by mplsconservative
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To: WENDLE
Minneapolis


7 posted on 02/28/2017 1:58:31 PM PST by iowamark (I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
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To: mplsconservative

Is that right. Well, I stopped caring about pro football with Kapernick. Im out. I don’t even care any more.


8 posted on 02/28/2017 1:59:06 PM PST by WENDLE (Watch this on John McCain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0mHEJyC3Y)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

500 birds a year. 200,000 square feet of glass. Okay, that’s one bird for every 400 square feet of glass per year. I have 13 windows in my house which total about 200 square feet of glass. I’ve had three birds fly into my windows in the two years I’ve lived there. So, I have 1.5 birds per 200 square feet of glass per year. My house has a higher kill rate than the stadium does per square foot of glass.


9 posted on 02/28/2017 2:33:59 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees! - Kipling)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

All solid upright objects are bird killing machines. Even trees.

Larger objects kill more birds than smaller ones.


10 posted on 02/28/2017 3:21:50 PM PST by MrEdd (MrEdd)
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To: mplsconservative

“It’s where the Vikings play football in Minneapolis.”

Simple solution. Switch the birds with illegal alien Somalians. If they chew enough khat they won’t feel a thing when they smash into the windows.


11 posted on 02/28/2017 3:25:33 PM PST by Batman11 ( The USA is not an ATM!)
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To: iowamark

I can see that.


12 posted on 02/28/2017 3:27:42 PM PST by AFreeBird
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Just a thought. What if a crazy person flys a large drone into the glass wall to protest the constant deaths of the birds?! And what if the drone strike happens during half-time at the Super Bowl?! It is a glass house. It invites the deaths of birds. What if a drone tossed a rock.


13 posted on 02/28/2017 3:33:07 PM PST by Trumpet 1 (US Constitution is my guide.)
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To: WENDLE
Even if the actual number is half that estimate, it would still make the stadium the most lethal structure for birds anywhere in Minnesota.
14 posted on 02/28/2017 3:41:11 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT (Go Trump!)
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To: Trumpet 1

“What if a drone tossed a rock.”

I see a host in the sun.


15 posted on 02/28/2017 4:41:51 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: DUMBGRUNT

2 observations,

Does this same principle apply to skyscrapers? Most tall buildings have lots of glass. Some have an “off color”, a light green I have seen, maybe that would help.

Those who counted the birds must have done this in the summertime, most Hummingbirds, all in fact, fly south for the winter.

So, the inspection stated by Audabon was not done recently.


16 posted on 02/28/2017 5:14:35 PM PST by BeadCounter
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To: IYAS9YAS

I bought a house a couple years ago with glass all around the back deck. Birds constantly fly into it. At least once a month, I’m having to deal with a dead bird on my back deck.


17 posted on 02/28/2017 5:17:04 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

Once month you have to clean up a dead bird? Man your life is tough, I don’t know how you do it.


18 posted on 02/28/2017 5:23:38 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

In Alabama anyone with a hunting license can shoot a dozen dove a day for at least 30 days every winter. (OK we just call it winter, it was 80 today.) I don’t think the stadium is making much of an impact.


19 posted on 02/28/2017 5:24:49 PM PST by Quilla
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To: central_va

I have a snow shovel by the back door.


20 posted on 02/28/2017 5:45:33 PM PST by SamAdams76
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