Hey, guy, Don't you know you are supposed to drink only 12 ounces of the 16 ounces in the can and sacrifice 4 ounces to the gods of dietary correctness by pouring those four ounces on the floor? After all, they need beer too, you know! THAT'S how you get one 12 ounce serving in a 16 ounce can. . .
The other way is that five beer buddies go out drinking. . . four of them drink their serving's worth from their cans and give the balance to the fifth buddy. . . unsanitary but it works and satisfies the beer busybodies!
3 dudes out drinkin and drivign around- they see cops lights in the back- the driver says “
“Quick, take the labels off the bottles”
The others do so- the driver says
“Now put hte labels on your foreheads” - they do
Officer pulls up, and says “You boys been drinkin?”
Driver says “No sir officer, honest,- look (points to beer label) and says “See? We’re on the patch”