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The Little Libs That Cried Trump (Vanity, Parody)
2/15/17 | Ednamode

Posted on 02/15/2017 1:42:48 PM PST by EdnaMode

There once were many liberals in the Democrat Party and mainstream media who couldn't get over the recent Presidential election. To amuse themselves, they took a great breath and sang out, "Trump! Trump! Trump is Literally Hitler! Trump is a Fascist!"

Their followers came running to help the Democrats impeach Trump. But when they arrived in Washington, they found no Fascist Hitler. Trump had followed the Constitution. The liberals laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'Trump', politicians and MSM," said the followers, "when there's no reason to cry Trump!" They went grumbling back to their mother's basements.

Later, the liberals sang out again, " "Trump! Trump! Trump is Literally Hitler! Trump is a Fascist!"!" To their naughty delight, they watched their followers run to DC to impeach President Trump.

When the followers realized the liberals had lied again they exclaimed, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'Trump' when he has done nothing wrong!"

But the liberals just grinned and watched them go grumbling back down to their mother's basements.

Later, the liberals ran to their twitters and sang out as loudly as they could, "Trump! Trump!"

Even their most devoted followers didn't believe them and so they replied, "Fake news!" and carried on.

Later on, the media and the Democrat Party didn't understand why their followers didn't believe them. Their approval ratings were at an all time low, and the MSM was officially declared Fake News.

"Why don't they believe us? We might get something right once in a while!"

An old man tried to comfort the liberals.

"We're getting our news elsewhere. No more Fake News. Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"

The end.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: donaldtrump; liberals; msm; trump; yourvanitysucks

1 posted on 02/15/2017 1:42:48 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Well done and spot on.


2 posted on 02/15/2017 2:18:24 PM PST by Bullish (May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
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To: Bullish

Thank you. :D


3 posted on 02/15/2017 5:02:39 PM PST by EdnaMode
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