Posted on 02/15/2017 7:24:23 AM PST by bgill
A cheaper option to tie the knot, the Taco Bell wedding costs $600. Alongside the Crunchwrap Supremes and burritos, couples can order a wedding off of the menu.
The money includes: •Taco Bell garter •Bow tie •Wedding bouquet made of sauce packets •Just Married T-Shirts •Taco Bell brand champagne flutes
The newlywed’s first meal will be a twelve-pack of tacos and a Cinnabon delights cake.
It starts this summer.
(Excerpt) Read more at kxan.com ...
Our entire wedding was $500 including the gown, preacher, a lovely B&B, cake, invitations, etc.
Dominos Pizza now has a wedding registry - http://kxan.com/2017/02/13/here-comes-the-pies-couples-registering-wedding-for-pizza/
In Texas, buy a wedding ring, get a shotgun for free - http://kxan.com/2016/10/24/texas-shotgun-wedding-sale-buy-a-ring-get-a-gun/
Yeah...that’s what you want. The squirts on your wedding night.
All the chapel bells Taco Bells were ringing,
Was a great day in his life
Cause the songs that they were singing
Were for Jimmy and his wife
Then the little congregation
Prayed for guidance from above
Lead us not into temptation,
Bless oh Lord this celebration
May their lives be filled with love
I’ve attended a few very expensive weddings of people who ended up in divorce court, and seeing this I’m thinking this might not be a bad option.
I want everyone dressed in Star Trek Uniforms, except me. I'm thinking lime green tux, with EXTRA ruffles. I want a gigantic, WWF-style Belt with a button on it that plays "Hail to the Chief" every time I press it. The ceremony will be performed by a Troop of Elvis Impersonators, but not the skinny, good-looking ones. I'm thinking Elvis from his later, "Doughnut" period, extra sweaty.
And so on. You get the idea. Just as tacky and tasteless as I can think of. I may need to work "Taco Bell" into the mix, that will bring it to an entirely, much lower, level.
Hopefully, she won't hold me to it.
There’s a joke there, but I’ll let Laz touch it.
$600 is not cheap.
Real or a joke?
There was a wedding at a McDonald’s in Iowa City once. The couple both worked there.
Dittoes.
I just heard today the average expense of a wedding today is about $22,000.
I have greater respect for those who would have a Taco Bell wedding than I would for someone spending tens of thousands of dollars on a wedding.
What IS that about???
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