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Posted on 02/15/2017 3:31:29 AM PST by pookie18
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(Thank you, usmcobra)
Rosie O’Donnell shouldn’t worry about buying Ivanka’s clothing. Ringling Brothers will be holding a tent sale this Summer.
She’d fit right in...maybe...if she watches her carbs instead of eating them...
Happy ‘you-know-what’ day and thanks pookie!
Hey Pookie
Nicely done, Pookie18.
Mornin’, Doogle!
!
No, will rerun on Mon...tx & here’s a similar one that you’ll see again tom’w.:
http://i.imgur.com/Jp63Avn.jpg
Thanks, Pookie! - Suggestion: At some point, choose one
BEST toon and publish a collection of those; but don’t quit
doing what you’re doing!
Happy Hump Day! :-)
My pleasure, Twinkie!
I guess you don’t remember, but from 2006-2008 I posted a voting thread here & FReepers selected the best toons for the previous year. Starting in 2009, due to many reasons (but mainly copyright infringement) I was no longer able to post the toons here directly; that remains in effect today as I merely post a link to 2 of several other sites where I can post directly. At these 2 sites, I do have yearly voting threads. Here are 2 links where you can see not only this year’s results, but also the previous years’ winners:
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/77420-2016-todays-toons-favorites-results/
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,244081.0.html
Hi Pookie;) Just received this ‘naughty’ from an old friend. He’s so old he probably wrote it - LOL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
“Hello.”
“Mrs Sanders, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs.Sanders.
“Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.
Mornin’, sodpoodle! I must be as old as your friend since I’ve seen this one before...
A laugh a day keeps liberals at bay, thanks Pookie
You’re welcome, as always, Hillbilly sage!
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