Woman Cures Blindness by Licking Eyeballs

Emirates 24/7 ^ | Friday, January 27, 2017

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“...And she has the gift to cure by simply wiggling her tongue around their organ.”

Bill Clinton is on the next flight.

[Yaelle]

Hava Celebic, has claimed she is a spiritual healer and has the gift to cure those with the disability by simply wiggling her tongue around their organ,

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Someone had fun writing this.

[oldvirginian]

I believe I might want to stay blind.
No telling what kind of nastiness that tongue has swirled around.

[rawcatslyentist]

If yer doctor licks you, you can keep witch doctor you want.

[Daffynition]

[Pelham]

I see what you did there.

[o-n-money]

I can lick my own eyeballs. It’s how I pick up chicks.

[Doogle]

No....but when she was in her 30’s she did wonders for hernia’s

[Robert DeLong]

Send her over. Not blind yet but with macular degeneration it is a probability for me. Just knock me out first as I am not sure I could actually handle someone licking my eyeballs when I am awake and conscious, LOL.

[Reno89519]

This is sick and ignorant. She’s more likely to fix ED if she’d turn her licking attention to that, but as these are Islamic countries they prefer little boys.

[JustaTech]

So...when she dies they’ll chop out her tongue, and THEN what? Keep it in jar of pickling juice and take it out periodically to rub on eyeballs?

I mean, it’s creepy enough to have a living person lick your eyeballs, but if the thing is dead and pickled...oh hell no.

Have they done a double-blind (heh) study to prove that her licking of eyeballs is significantly more effective than the eyeball licking of any randomly chosen person? You need to know that kind of stuff before you go putting dead tongues in jars!

[Hardastarboard]

Does it cure E.D?

An 80-year-old lady

Given this demographic, I'm guessing no.

[texas_mrs]

Finally, a cure for those who could not resist ‘doing it’ until they .... oh, never mind.

[eartick]

by simply wiggling her tongue around their organ,

Yep, this has cured a bunch of problems in the past......

[Pearls Before Swine]

First reaction.... Ewwwww.

Second: Does it work for near-sightedness, too?

[USMCPOP]

[USMCPOP]

No....but when she was in her 30’s she did wonders for hernia’s

Hemorrhoids.

[bk1000]

"..wiggling her tongue around their organ,"

[OldSmaj]

...simply wiggling her tongue around their organ...

And...let it begin!

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[lurk]

I told my kids if they didn’t do something I told them to do I would lick their eyes. It was in fun.

Who knew it had therapeutic benefit?