Posted on 01/28/2017 10:21:46 PM PST by nickcarraway
A woman believes she can cure blindness by licking patients' eyeballs, and she has been told people want to chop out her tongue if she dies to preserve the spiritual power.
An 80-year-old lady, Hava Celebic, has claimed she is a spiritual healer and has the gift to cure those with the disability by simply wiggling her tongue around their organ, and it has been reported locals plan on cutting out her mouth muscle when she passes away to continue to heal people as her children are "too disgusted" to follow in her footsteps.
According to the Mirror Online Hava can also remove pieces of metal, coal, sawdust and other materials, which can irritate the eye area after she douses her mouth with alcohol.
Speaking about her special power, she said: "I learned this from a woman who was also called Hava.
"Unfortunately I cannot pass this to my descendants, because my children are too disgusted to put their tongue on someone's eye.
"I've been told that people will cut out my tongue when I die so the village can continue to treat people."
But Hava's service comes at a price, as she charges 10 Euros, but will not expect unemployed people to pay her.
She explained: "I don't charge licking for those who are not employed and have no money but my service fee normally costs around 10 Euros."
“...And she has the gift to cure by simply wiggling her tongue around their organ.” (!!!)
I’m sure there must be a right way, and a wrong way to do this.
I’m sure doctors don’t recommend it.
Does it cure E.D?
On that same webpage, is an article about a newborn girl being treated for pneumonia. The ‘doctor’ heated a knife blade and touched the infant’s tummy with the hot knife for fourty times. Somehow, the treatment failed to reduce her fever. Parents ended up taking the baby to a hospital while she was in grave condition.
Is this covered under Obamacare?
I think the old woman only treats eyeballs, emphasis on the word ‘eye’.//
Cue the guitar riff intro of Betty Wright’s “Clean Up Woman”.
So many jokes going on in my head but I like it here!
Now where on earth would they have gotten such a weirdly morbid, pagan idea as this?
A pet gecko would be cheaper.
Maybe there is such a thing as a useless skill.
I guess that beats making 9 ft balls out of rubber bands.
People used to do that too.
I knew her sister Hava Banana. She specialized in solving frigidity in women.
She had a secret technique called “The Banana Split”. Don’t ask.
The guy in #12 is going to be on the cover of a new “Lovin Spoonsful” album.
Sometimes even the blind gecko licks his eyeball.
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