Michelle Obama Can’t Wait To Live a 'Normal Life' Again (taking a LONG break from the public)

Time Magazine ^ | 4:04 PM ET | Samantha Cooney

[drewh]

Moochies on permanent Hawaii vacay now!

[fwdude]

Does a ‘normal life’ mean she doesn’t have to be proud of this country anymore?

[MagUSNRET]

I cant wait for this moose to take a LONG LONG break from ever showing her perpetually pissed off face, and her humongous butt out of the public eye!!

[nickedknack]

Lots of scissoring with Orca & Gayle ahead.

[Professional]

Seeeeeeee..... No Obama will ever be heard from again. Playing golf, shopping, hanging out....

These people do not have the energy, work ethic to go and be “activists”.

[Darksheare]

He can go back to looking like a man.

[MichaelCorleone]

Don’t let the door hit you on the caboose on the way out!

The world will welcome with open arms and a collective sigh of relief when Melania returns the USA to respectability.

[Hot Tabasco]

Well, one thing is certain, she can’t return to her $300K job at the University of Chicago Medical Center since not only did they not need her in the first place, they never filled her vacancy.......

[Lurkinanloomin]

I can’t wait until she is out of the spotlight and I hope she can keep her egotistical husband out of the spotlight, too.
If I never see or hear from them again, it will be too soon.

[drewh]

a brand new life with Orca! (watch out Steadman)

[avenir]

The last refuge of feminist scoundrels: Children’s books!

[BitWielder1]

You're not fooling anyone Michelle.
Limelight is very addictive.
So is tons of free taxpayer money.
Just wait until you run into the first store clerk who does not recognize you. It will sting.

[PGR88]

She can go to Target and search out all the racists she wants now

[Secret Agent Man]

I predict she will be given a show on the oprah oxygen network.

[Gay State Conservative]

I'll bet there won't be any more $300K/yr no show jobs for Mooschell.She'll write a couple of autobiographies (at a guaranteed $10 million each) and she make a dozen,or so,speeches a year (at a guaranteed $750K each)

And then she'll run for office.

[drewh]

[drewh]

who in their right mind would want moochie in charge of anything?

[thoughtomator]

She’ll change her mind the first time she has to pay for something and realizes she doesn’t have an unlimited taxpayer backed credit card like she’s been abusing for the past 8 years.

[NoKoolAidforMe]

What? You mean, like actually work for a living? Clean your own house. Raise your children. Do laundry. Cook dinner. Not sponge off of the government teet?

[Hoffer Rand]

These people do not have the energy, work ethic to go and be “activists”.

I think Bambi is going to spend his time giving interviews to the media, critiquing (condemning) Trump's every move from his vaunted position as "elder statesman." The man loves the sound of his own voice too much to keep his yap shut, and the media are more than willing to provide him all the adulation he demands.