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ALL ABOUT TURD......
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Posted on 01/17/2017 6:39:03 AM PST by Paul46360

Symptoms - knowing is half the battle

Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.

People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

*Membership in the Democratic Party

*Identifying as a feminist

*Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree

*Living in a densely populated metropolitan area

*Massive student debt

*Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.

Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus;

they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.

Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dnc; symptoms; trump; turd

1 posted on 01/17/2017 6:39:04 AM PST by Paul46360
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To: Paul46360
Fuuuuuunny!!

In before the ZOT! d;^)

2 posted on 01/17/2017 6:45:12 AM PST by CopperTop
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To: Paul46360

TURD was my name in boot camp.


3 posted on 01/17/2017 6:46:25 AM PST by stylin19a (Hey obamas-it's Ray Charles time - "Hit the Road Jack"...you know the rest)
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To: Paul46360

Haahaahaa.......great piece. There’s a lot of people with severe TURD.


4 posted on 01/17/2017 6:47:16 AM PST by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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To: CopperTop

Wait until the Control-LEFT media gets hold of this list.


5 posted on 01/17/2017 6:47:24 AM PST by ptsal
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To: Paul46360

Bravo! I shared this on FB


6 posted on 01/17/2017 6:53:47 AM PST by The Mayor (Honesty means never having to look over your shoulder.)
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To: Paul46360
Liberal idiots suffering from:

“Trump Unacceptable & Resistance Disorder”

ac·ro·nym ˈakrəˌnim/Submit noun an abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other words and pronounced as a word (e.g., ASCII, NASA ).

7 posted on 01/17/2017 6:54:07 AM PST by Grampa Dave (The deadliest Islamic terror cell America has ever faced is leaving office, 20 Jan 2017!)
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To: Paul46360

Maybe TURD is the leading indicator to Zombieism?


8 posted on 01/17/2017 7:16:38 AM PST by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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To: stylin19a

Hahaha... you and countless other millions of recruits. Myself included.


9 posted on 01/17/2017 7:18:19 AM PST by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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To: The Mayor

you and me both!!!


10 posted on 01/17/2017 7:37:14 AM PST by Paul46360
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To: Paul46360

And most TURD’s are usually associated with foul odor!


11 posted on 01/17/2017 8:32:54 AM PST by ImNotLying (The Constitution is an instrument for the people to restrain the government...Patrick Henry)
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