Greedy pet 'ruins Christmas' after eating her family's ENTIRE turkey - before collapsing on [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 27,2016 | Natalie Corner

[C19fan]

A greedy dog ruined her family's Christmas after scoffing the turkey intended for their festive dinner. According to the pet's owner David Barrett, from Prestwick, South Ayrshire, Bubba, 5, a Chi Apso, (a cross between dog breeds Chihuahua and a Lhasa Apso), snuck into the kitchen on Christmas Eve and stole the food, which had been left on the side. The family had no idea what their hungry pooch had done until she suddenly collapsed bloated on the floor and unable to move.

[from occupied ga]

So cook the dog.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

$%&@ Bumpas’s

[Larry Lucido]

Must not have been a very big turkey.

[Responsibility2nd]

So cook the dog.

 

Obama sez "Yeah?"

 

[cyclotic]

Dog eats food.

Why is this a news story.

Who is narcissistic enough to yell “the dog ate the turkey, quick, call the papers?”

[WayneS]

Okay, so the dog talked to the turkey in a scornfully derisive or mocking way.

How did that ruin Christmas?

Perhaps the writer meant to use the term “scarfing” in its slang form?

[COBOL2Java]

"Bumpus!"

[Jimmy The Snake]

A Christmas Story - Off to the Chinese Restaurant!! Only place open

[Cowboy Bob]

Bubba is not a girl’s name!

[Gaffer]

I have doubts about the dog surviving, actually.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra... ra-ra-ra-ra

[Larry Lucido]

Note to self:

1. Put the turkey up higher.

2. Don’t leave the turkey out the night before.

3. Get a bigger turkey (or lose the dog).

[Mr. Douglas]

Slow news day.

“Turkey eats dog” would have been an interesting story.

[TruthWillWin]

Just watched that last night. Good movie.

[Hieronymus]

Time to wok the dog.

[Red Badger]

I saw that movie................

[Red Badger]

GMTA!.................

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Our dog ate the Christmas ham once. It was a Great Pyrenees. It could handle the ham and then come back for seconds . . . .

[Red Badger]