Posted on 12/21/2016 12:16:02 AM PST by lowbridge
Roman Fedortsov is a deep sea fisherman in Russia. And hes been taking photos of OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?
Seriously, I just took a quick three-minute scroll through Fedortsovs Twitter page, and he has photos of ocean creatures that look like theyre from the most twisted Jim Henson movie ever produced.
(Excerpt) Read more at gizmodo.com ...
Nature is gross.
I you sure you’re not being punked by jello molds?
That long tailed green eyed fish is a chimera, also known as a ghost shark, a ratfish, and who knows what else it’s called. I call it YUCK.
Interesting pics.
My first generation Chinese friend took me out for my birthday to a chinese restaurant in Chinatown.
I swear I did not recognize 2/3 of the sea life in my dish.
He chomped them down like hot dogs.
I tried some of them. Meh. Some ok some not so ok.
Cut the squeamish please. The author of the piece is trying to compare creatures incredibly well adapted or designed to live..eat..reproduce in dark, very cold, and crushing pressure conditions to a concocted reality from entertainment sector of life. Whats bizarre is his first lines....oh...kill it with fire..good grief mon, open thine provincial mind.
Sushi yum.
How does that line go.....’Life will find a way’....?
LOL... it is
Sadly...many living creatures find a way to go extinct. Nevertheless the complexity of the cellular machinery..i.e. The genetics, internal cellular arrangements,metabolism, cytostructure, etc...boggles the mind...yeah...just kill it...its so “icky”...
A cajun could tell you the recipe for each one of them.
The author’s squeamish tone is merely clickbait. “Oh, you won’t believe #4!!!”
Certainly everyone has seen that sort of come-on sponsored links under other articles.
Some great photos,wish I could read Russian
You make a very good point...it didnt look like typical clickbait being from gizmodo and all...but i should have considered that possibility...but you should see excuse #2!
#3 link has some outstanding photos there in
Incredible pictures.
funny to see his series of memes blaming “the Russians” for every thing. He’s been paying attention :-)
I did have the thought that this could be photoshop.
“A cajun could tell you the recipe for each one of them.”
“..how yall are?...”
Brother youstan (Justin Williams) would go low and slow with garlic, ‘waahn,’ and some “Tony Shak-uh-ray’s” ....das good ah tell you!
KYPD
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