Posted on 12/16/2016 6:57:55 PM PST by nickcarraway
A Texas YouTuber testing out a homemade guillotine on a can of spray paint recorded the moment the test went almost according to plan.
The video, uploaded to YouTube by user Destruction Channel, featured a member of the channel's team testing out the guillotine they built for their video experiments.
The man makes the guillotine's blade fall onto a can of spray paint, causing it to burst open.
The test appears to have gone according to plan, but the can of spray paint ends up launched right toward the man -- and strikes him in the groin.
"Not fatal, but incredibly painful accident," the video's description reads.
Some 95% of all the personal woe in this world is self-induced.
Let’s do it again to reinforce his learning experience.
I have often wondered why men don’t just wear a cup. Of course I don’t understand why the guy in the picture is not wearing protective glasses either.
“Idiocracy”
I wonder if this is the first time the words “guillotine” and “hilarious” have been used together in the title of anything.
I thought paintball was something different.
On the even brighter side, neither will his children.
You’re right about the glasses. That was just stupid considering what he was doing.
The cup thing though, well, they aren’t very comfy to wear. I don’t have anything to compare it with but maybe women who are large breasted and have to wear bra’s that cut into their shoulders can explain it better than I could.
“You the brains of this operation?”
“This isn’t a brains kind of operation.”
- _Way_of_the_Gun_
BTW: imagine wearing a solid thick plastic bra. That’s why men rarely wear cups.
Imagine wearing a hot, sweaty plastic half bra stuck to your nether regions and you’d be getting close.
It just seems strange the considering how tender that area is and how often men seem to get hit there that they have not come up with something to protect that region.
Something rigid enough to be protective and not so bulbous as to look like an Elizabethan codpiece is just going to be uncomfortable, sticky, sweaty and itchy, even with ventilation holes.
Maybe robotics and miniaturization will eventually produce an airbag that can rapidly deploy down there, that would be amusing to watch, but not so amusing to experience first hand.
Yeah I can see where attaching a small bomb down there might not be a happy thing. :)
Plus the fact that feminists are teaching girls and women to strike a man there, for any situation that arises (taking down the man in more than one way). Even my 4-year-old granddaughter currently taking karate lessons is being taught this strike. So yes, we need an invention, and quick, the way feminism is prevalent in our culture.
Reminds me of ‘redneck vasectomy’ but the engine of destruction there was a cherry bomb.
Where the heck did you find that?
I guess not all asians are geniuses.
LOL
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