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Bed time stories!
Self ^ | 2016 | Steve Newton

Posted on 12/13/2016 12:51:41 AM PST by Steve Newton

Been a while since I have told you all any bed time stories. It's that time of year. Have you all beeb good?


TOPICS: Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: beeber; theoldsergeant; war
If you all want me to restart bed time stories with the old sergeant, let me know.
1 posted on 12/13/2016 12:51:41 AM PST by Steve Newton
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To: Steve Newton

Been is a good word.


2 posted on 12/13/2016 12:52:52 AM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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To: Steve Newton

Tell me a story about the little flat tax that could.


3 posted on 12/13/2016 12:54:35 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Lol. Sorry wish I could. You heard of the old sergeant? If not I may have to start with older stories


4 posted on 12/13/2016 12:59:51 AM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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To: Steve Newton
An older one would be good then.

I am sitting with my mother tonight in the hospital and it's "the hour of the wolf".

5 posted on 12/13/2016 1:03:46 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Humm....I am sorry to hear that, though I have been there many times myself. But then again they have sat beside us too.

Ok. This one is for you. Look for-—”My Daddy”

Prayers for you both.

S


6 posted on 12/13/2016 1:10:19 AM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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Thanks and will do!


7 posted on 12/13/2016 1:13:29 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Posted for you. My
Daddy

Blessings


8 posted on 12/13/2016 1:27:47 AM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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I beeb good. Series. My gifts will be Hugh.


9 posted on 12/13/2016 3:52:56 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Steve Newton

I have one for ya:

Once upon a time there was a kind, hard working, handsome, golden haired Teddy Bear who became very successful in his own right. His good deeds were challenged by a little blonde girl who baked cookies. People in the village knew this innocent, sweet, blonde little girl was really a bloodthirsty, evil wolf who lied and preyed upon vulnerable people to get what it wanted but were too intimidated by her to challenge her lest they ended up being baked in her oven. One day the Teddy Bear kicked this little blonde girl’s ass to hell and lo and behold, a wolf came tumbling out of the blonde girl costume. The wolf and her ilk was driven from the village and peace and prosperity good over and the villagers lived happily ever after

The End.


10 posted on 12/13/2016 4:26:09 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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Ooh! I like that one!


11 posted on 12/13/2016 4:29:18 AM PST by hoagy62 ("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

good = took


12 posted on 12/13/2016 4:39:32 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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Oh, I’m being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don’t like it—one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It’s nibblin’ my toe.
Oh, gee,
It’s up to my knee.
Oh my,
It’s up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It’s up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It’s up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .

Shel Silverstein


13 posted on 12/13/2016 4:58:11 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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Lol


14 posted on 12/13/2016 12:05:04 PM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

Lol. Nice


15 posted on 12/13/2016 12:05:44 PM PST by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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