My dogs are smarter than liberals!
My dogs were smarter than me, and I’m not a liberal. LOL
“My dogs are smarter than liberals!”
They also have more principles than a significant percentage of humanity.
I was telling someone recently about something that happened to me when I was in probably second grade elementary school. My dog was pregnant, and my mom made a nice bed in the basement (a warm basement - decent environment) of our small house in a city neighborhood. I used to come home from school and enter from the door to the basement, and when I did, I saw a puppy, covered in the wetness of recent birth, on the floor next to the stairs leading up from the basement.
My father was home (he worked nights) and I told him that our dog had one of our puppies in the basement. He said, go look in your bedroom. When I did, my dog was on the bed, nursing 4 puppies, and there was a big stain on my bed from the birth. My father then took her to the basement and showed her the other puppy, that she licked, and then carried upstairs to my bedroom (she must have panicked when she had the first puppy, and ran upstairs to have the rest). That puppy was the runt of the litter initially, but became the most energetic of all with time. They all wound up in good homes, and I wound up with new bedding.