Posted on 11/24/2016 9:28:45 AM PST by MtnClimber
Very amateur unless your dog also SOLVED the physics equations. :-o
Years ago I had a little terrier-mix named Chica. A friend came in the back door unannounced and Chica started barking at him. As a joke I said, “Watch out, Chica; he eats little dogs.” Chica dashed back to the bedroom and got under the bed. I had to get down on my hands and knees and persuade her I was just joking before she would come out and meet the man.
I never knew if his answers were right or gibberish!!
My rat terror Jax opens the front door when he wants in or out. It pisses me off because the GD chicken comes in, craps on the floor, then flies up in front of the tv.
I wake up, go into the living room and the door is wide open, the chicken has crapped on the floor and now is perched on the table watching the frickin’ tv my wife left on before going to work.
This is all true. The dog is too old to give away and the chicken is the last of my laying stock so my wife thinks she’s a pet.
I hate them both.
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