Florida Man Busted For Glass Eye Toss

The Smoking Gun ^ | NOVEMBER 1, 2016

[Gamecock]

NOVEMBER 1--A Florida man in police custody removed his glass eye and threw it at hospital personnel, according to cops who rearrested the suspect on a felony charge.

Edward Dorsey, 54, was first arrested Sunday morning on a domestic violence charge for allegedly striking his wife during an 8 AM argument in the couple’s Largo home. A police report notes that drugs and alcohol appear to have played a role in the confrontation.

Following the misdemeanor collar, Dorsey was transported to the Largo Medical Center for treatment.

While in the emergency room, Dorsey “removed his glass eye” and then “threw his glass eye at the ER doctor and ER nurse,” a Largo Police Department officer reported.

Before flinging the fake eye, Dorsey was instructed by hospital personnel and a cop “to not take the eye out in the first place.” Dorsey ignored those commands, an arrest affidavit charges, and declared, “I can do whatever I feel like doing.”

The airborne eye does not appear to have caused any injuries, though it is unclear whether the eye hit any hospital workers.

Seen above, the unemployed Dorsey was charged with battery on an emergency medical care provider. He is locked up in the county jail on a combined bond of $30,000.

Jail records indicate that Dorsey has the words “Dorsey Touch” tattooed on his forearm and is “Missing left eye.”

[Gamecock]

Who has the glass eye ping list?

[Gamecock]

He doesn't look quite as debonair as I expected:

[glasseye]

Maybe I could help...

[Gamecock]

Can’t keep my eyes off of you...
(No kidding, this song was playing on my Spotify as I posted this!)

[Gamecock]

LOL!

[pax_et_bonum]

He’s got his eye on the photographer.

[Covenantor]

Poor man wouldn't have had to use his own glass eye if he had subscribed to:

The Hillary Clinton Heritage Signature Collection

[al_c]

[Celtic Conservative]

This is a guy to keep an eye out for.

CC

[trebb]

Wow - the photo makes him look like Hillary....

[Celtic Conservative]

This is a guy to keep an eye out for.

CC

[b4its2late]

LOL! Sounds like something Frank Ghallager would do.

Kinda looks like him too:

[Talisker]

Doesn’t seem like a felony charge was warranted here. The cop must have been pissed off.

[N. Theknow]

Maybe the eye offended him.

Obviously could not keep a lid on it.

One second it was there and then it was gone in a wink.

Tune in next week as he thumbs his nose.

[Vendome]

A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. at the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them. Knowing that only the peg-legged woman had low enough standards to dance with him the wood-eyed sailor asked her, “Would you like to dance?” Overwhelmed the woman exclaimed, “Would I! Would I!” The sailor replied, “PEG LEG!!!!PEG LEG!!!”

[Calvin Locke]

You have the watchful poker chip of H. Matisse?

Oh. Never mind.

[Vendome]

Frank is one amazing A-hole.

Guy cracks me up, the crap he pulls.

Still, if it weren’t for Emmy, I wouldn’t watch the show.

[Organic Panic]

They should have kept it like when I got caught goofing off by a teacher. “You’ll get this at the end of class!!!”

[b4its2late]

He sure is. I’m catching up. I think I am in season 4. He’s a total Ahole. LOL

[Ken H]

You're supposed to nuke it from orbit, not pull it from orbit.