Hope it wasn't Yvonne Craig...
Posted on 10/31/2016 3:30:52 PM PDT by rickmichaels
We're going to file this one in the 'Could Be Completely Untrue' file...
Metta World Peace, the Los Angeles Lakers forward nowadays known better for his off-court shenanigans than his basketball skills, told the Orange County Register that he was inappropriately touched by a ghost — yes, a ghost — inside an Oklahoma City hotel over the weekend.
It's a Halloween tale we're not sold on.
“The ghosts were all over me. I just accepted it,” claimed World Peace, apparently not joking.
“They touched me all over the place. I’m taking one of the ghosts to court for touching me in the wrong places.”
World Peace had a room at the allegedly haunted Skirvin Hotel in Oklahoma City on Saturday night.
The 36-year-old formerly named Ron Artest refused to leave for another hotel because he was tired, “watching a good movie” and “didn’t want to move.”
The next day, the Lakers were downed by the Thunder, 113-96.
A spooked World Peace saw less than four minutes of floor time in the loss, missing both field goal attempts.
Place the pipe on the table and back away.
Hope it wasn't Yvonne Craig...
Metta World Looney
Its better to have been groped by a ghost than Bill Clinton..or even worse..ANTHONY WEINER
What did Trump know and when did he know it?
Yeah, “We have you surrounded - put down the pipe, walk away from the crack, and let the little boy go!”
Succubus, possibly incubus?
Would that be an incubus or a succubus?
I should have know.
That would be a succubus, of course.
Metta Whirled Peas
Where would he prefer the ghost touch him?
You’ll never find a safe place from Ghosts
Always blame the ghosts....
Ghosts are not material so they can’t touch, talk, walk or be seen. Also, they don’t exist.
Feets, don’t fail me now!
This is the sort of remark i’d expect from Dennis Rodman.
Seriously, someone close to him, please get him some help and don’t indulge him.
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