Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time

Youtube ^ | 10/28/2016 | Viral videos

[grayboots]

Great way to deal with a scammer!! And wait until the end when this jerk says he is from Pakistan.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

A good one.

But the best ever is Tom Mabe's

"How to Deal With a Telemarketer."

[ObozoMustGo2012]

Go on youtube and search “This is Lenny”.

It’s a voice-responsive bot that keeps people and scammers on the phone FOREVER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWrkDOt_IfM

[wastoute]

I love the one where the lady thanks the telemarketer for “contracting her consulting corporation...”

[BlueLancer]

bump for later

[MichaelCorleone]

Hilarious. Always good to launch the weekend on a light note.

Thanks.

[King Moonracer]

It kind of ends on a dark note. The Pakistani threatened the guy, and showed that a random muslim is a POS terrorist. I saw a different item recently where the pissed off scammer called in a gun crime on the victim and SWAT showed up at the victims house. Just hang up.

[MichaelCorleone]

Whoa - I really busted a gut on that one. I’m STILL laughing.

Thanks a lot.

[econjack]

I always ask them for their nearest Western Union office and tell them to wait there until I get back from the bank and wire the money. Of course I have no clue if they do, but my local WU will not tell you over the phone if a money transfer has come through.

[Flintlock]

The best part is the ‘religion of peace’ part.
You can JUST FEEEEL the love coming out of the Middle East.

[stormhill]

Absolutely shocking. This needs to be turned into a PSA and played daily in every network for years.

[rlmorel]

You will love this, hilarious: Scamalot!

[Man from Oz]

This is what happened to me last year with a Pakistani Intellectual.... 3 email exchanges below. The names/locations have been changed to protect the "innocent" From: Chief Highly Distinguished Professor from Pakistan XXXXXX Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2015 1:57 PM To: Man from OZ Subject: Animal/Beef Sciences Chief Highly Distinguished Professorship Man from OZ, As to your recent faculty position call, I would like to know should the appointment possess the capacity to be offered at Chief Highly Distinguished Professorship/Mentorship level to capaciously help and serve the institution in improving state-of-the-arts animal and beef/dairy/ruminant science and technology globally. This level is much higher than full professorship for its much greater accomplishments in optimizing local and global SciTech edification and research standards towards worldwide quality life. Be advised that I will only consider the position should the level of offer be as above, humbly stating, according to my scientific/managemental titles, designations, credentials, and international experience. Thanks. My reply: Dear Pakistani intellect Thank you for your interest in the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX position that is presently open in the Department of XXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXXXX at Midwestern University You are over qualified as this position is for an assistant professor. Best wishes on your job search efforts. Sincerely, Man from OZ Pakistani “intellect’s” reply: Embarrased inanity, You are but under qualified and also profoundly stupid inferior-to-animal out-of-adultry to be intolerant of far superior than you. Shame to you and whoever down-to-animal anti-own contributed to raising such a garbage inanity not able to communicate professionally. You must be a racist hugely embarased and a deep shame to a nation. You must die of intolrance or we will make your inferior personality die with our accomplishments in peaceful global science and technology. Inferior-to-animals like you are toxic to global peace and prosperity, but we ensure altering your non-human characters to become at least much less useful than animals to whom human is indebted to. Keep in your empty mind that you cannot ever be as much useful as animals unless try hard to practice long enough to first be a human being. Deserving not any dog our practice You are short of the wisdom xxxxx to notice ************************************************** با تشکر، قدردانی و توفیق روزافزون پروفسور اکبر نیکخواه استاد فرابرجسته علم، علوم دامی و علوم فیزیوتغذیه استاد فراممتاز آموزش و نشر علم نویسنده و سخنران فرابرجسته علم دانشمند و بینشمند فراممتاز نخبه پرور، بنیاد ملی نخبگان راهبر و مرغب فرابرجسته صلح جهانی Sincerely,

[thesharkboy]

Bfl

[Twinkie]

Be kind. Say “NO, thank you, “bye” and HANG UP! The telemarketer callers are
people just like me. They’re just trying to make a living
in most cases; don’t want to go on welfare. My cousin did it
for a very short time as she had lost her job in a factory.

[areukiddingme1]

I prefer to tell my 3 year old granddaughter that it is Santa Claus on the phone and then hand the phone to her...works like a charm.

[Alas Babylon!]

No.

They are thieves.

Taking innocent people’s money in a scam has the same outcome as robbing them at gun point.

I will never be so desperate to take something of others that does not belong to me.

Better to shoot myself in the head than to steal like this.

What you say is shameful. You AND your cousin should be ashamed of yourselves!

[skr]

Give that man a toaster and a whole new kitchen to go with it! He wins!

Thank for posting one of the funniest videos ever!

[oh8eleven]

The telemarketer callers are people just like me. They’re just trying to make a living
Really? People get scammed out of $millions by blood sucking losers and they're just like you?
Gheeze, get a life, get a job, get off FR.

[WKUHilltopper]

“You’ll be in the bar for six months” LOL!!

That doesn’t sound so bad.