[plain talk]

I’d like a cheesburger pizza, hold the cheesburger and add pepperoni, cheese and canadian bacon. Thanks.

[nopardons]

Why are you and others, here, so set on ruining pizza?

Pick a dish...any dish...then add truly incompatible, bizarre combos of other stuff. WHY CALL THE "NEW" THING THE OLD NAME, WHEN IT BEARS ALMOST NO RESEMBLANCE TO IT AT ALL?