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Who here has never told an off-color joke? (vanity)
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Posted on 10/11/2016 7:18:07 PM PDT by Leaning Right

What man has never told an off-color joke? Or listened to an off-color joke? Or laughed at an off-color joke? If that's you, then you can rightly be offended by Trump's decade-old remarks. Otherwise, just shut up.


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To: Leaning Right

Do you have a couple of examples?


41 posted on 10/11/2016 7:58:51 PM PDT by ChiefJayStrongbow
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To: Leaning Right

Do you have a couple of examples?


42 posted on 10/11/2016 7:59:00 PM PDT by ChiefJayStrongbow
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To: Leaning Right; yarddog

Me as well. I do find it is easier to do. There is a time when if I was carrying some breakable item and dropped it, I would be so angry at my clumsiness that I would, almost without exception, utter loudly (or shout depending on where I was) some pretty bad cusswords. Having grown up in a military family, and spent a few in myself, I developed a pretty bad cussing habit.

Now, about the only time I really swear loudly is if I actually hurt myself by doing something like slamming my thumb with a hammer. I still can cuss a streak.

But now, if I drop something valuable/breakable, I can close my eyes, stay still for a few moments, open my eyes, and exhale...then just bend to the task of cleaning.

I think that is one of the things that separates us from liberals. They seem to think that certain behaviors just “are” and should be accepted without judgement as normal, while conservatives generally understand we are flawed, and can strive to do better at these things.


43 posted on 10/11/2016 8:01:33 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: bigtoona

“make sure you tip your waitress.”

Is waitress tipping anything like cow tipping?


44 posted on 10/11/2016 8:02:23 PM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: Leaning Right

I wish I remembered all the funny, off-color jokes I’ve told, heard and laughed at. Many but not enough! And I’m a college-indoctrinated female. Go Trump!


45 posted on 10/11/2016 8:03:22 PM PDT by fullchroma (Trump/Pence 2016)
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To: Leaning Right

Why aren’t conservative women dropping away from Trump like flies? Because they are treated like this by liberals a lot and liberals flaunt everything from abortions to STDs to their bodies and lewd behavior.
The liberal men can seduce and abandon, sometimes rape, threaten and increasingly assault conservative women (Laura Southern, Ayan Hirsi Ali) with impunity. And this statement is backed up by the timing of the tapes - no one even bothered to share it when he was a billionaire Democrat. This is just another case of conservatives held to a much higher standard by Democrats than they expect their own people to meet; but that’s allowed when your identity politics says you’re good and moral just for belonging to their tribe.

The Four Stages of Conservative Female Abuse
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/09/03/the-four-stages-of-conservative-female-abuse/

If You Want to Abuse Women, Become a Liberal
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/02/11/if-you-want-to-abuse-women-become-a-liberal/


46 posted on 10/11/2016 8:04:21 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Leaning Right

I used to date an Amish girl. Broke it off. She was two menanight. :/


47 posted on 10/11/2016 8:06:00 PM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: SamAdams76

Thing is, most of us (but not all) would readily say “Hey. Here is a transcript of everything I have said in my life. If you look through it, you are going to see things in there that are inappropriate/mean/petty/distasteful/hurtful/younameit.

But as I get older, I can forgive myself and promise to try to do better, as long as being better isn’t knuckling under to what some liberal says is appropriate to say.

I know right from wrong, and will be my own arbiter.


48 posted on 10/11/2016 8:06:52 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: Lisbon1940

But do they talk about it?


49 posted on 10/11/2016 8:06:55 PM PDT by donna (No one should be allowed to become a citizen or even a resident if they support Sharia Law.)
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To: Leaning Right

I’ve told HUNDREDS of dirty jokes to the dirty old barber that used to cut my hair!


50 posted on 10/11/2016 8:07:19 PM PDT by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.)
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To: Leaning Right

Who kicked Hillarys ass in the debate just 2 days ago.

Trump

‘The tape’ has run it’s failed course if we just let it.


51 posted on 10/11/2016 8:14:13 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: Leaning Right

do we really’believe hillary has a clean mouth? ellen? rosie? joy behar?

do’we really think groups of women do not have dirty discussionstogether, about men and other things?

good grief. this fake outrage crap doesn’t fly in the adult world.


52 posted on 10/11/2016 8:15:09 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: R_Kangel
"Everybody red blooded guy in Pop Media talks like that when women aren't present."

Yeah. You don't see Hillary disavowing all of the rappers that have endorsed her. What Trump said was mild compared to the lyrics of their "songs".

53 posted on 10/11/2016 8:20:30 PM PDT by TheCipher (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain)
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To: Leaning Right

my cousin is 34, has worked as a teacher at a catholic school for about 10 years. told an off color joke at lunch (poor judgement admittedly), there was a female student teacher that took offense, filed a complaint and he was fired. every male in my family is voting trump.


54 posted on 10/11/2016 8:20:43 PM PDT by thehopster
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To: Robert DeLong

great memory.
most don’t know the story of that.
I believe I first read about it in Gary Aldrich’s book - “Unlimited Access...” and I think he even had pictures of it.


55 posted on 10/11/2016 8:25:02 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: bigtoona

turn a blond upside down and you get a brunette with bad breath.


56 posted on 10/11/2016 8:26:02 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: Robert DeLong

There was a brave knight named Sir Lancelot.
He fought dragons, chased maidens and danced a lot.
.. When he happened to pass
.. A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot.


57 posted on 10/11/2016 8:27:02 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: PLMerite
How do all off-color jokes start?

"...It's a family act...."

58 posted on 10/11/2016 8:28:04 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

Who’s the fake nose, mustache, glasses guy?


59 posted on 10/11/2016 8:30:38 PM PDT by Batman11 ( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
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To: tumblindice

Oh lord, LOL.


60 posted on 10/11/2016 8:31:48 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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