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Immigration Analogy
Jimmy The Snake - | 10/07/16 | Jimmy The Snake

Posted on 10/07/2016 11:09:03 AM PDT by Jimmy The Snake

Sometimes we need an analogy to really understand what is going on here and how stupid thing have got.

We both need a new pair of jeans and we separately we go to Macy's and shop.

You find a pair, try them on, try on another or two, then take your new jeans to the sales counter. The sales person is courteous and gives you paper work for a Macy's charge card which you fill out and get approved and you buy your new jeans, walk out with your jeans in a nice bag and you have a paper receipt of your purchase.

I on the other hand do the exact same thing except after I find a pair of jeans I like in the fitting room, I just walk out of the store in my new jeans and go home, leaving my old pair behind full of holes in a crumpled wad.

When you confront me about how I got my jeans, I declare you are "Anti-Shopper" and then call you a Racist as it turns out I am a Klingon and you are not.

When others use my method to get new jeans and are caught, they are detained briefly, released, allowed to keep the new jeans as you cannot release someone without pants. I am released on my own recognizance to appear in Court at some later date to discuss my issue.


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KEYWORDS: aliens; immigration; noob; vanity

1 posted on 10/07/2016 11:09:03 AM PDT by Jimmy The Snake
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To: Jimmy The Snake

Welcome to FR.................


2 posted on 10/07/2016 11:20:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (YES, I'm Deplorable! I Deplore the entire Democrat Party!....................)
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To: Jimmy The Snake

Illegal immigrants are like cats.
You can house and feed them, take good care of them, but they will not treat you with respect and will leave when the food runs out..............


3 posted on 10/07/2016 11:23:03 AM PDT by Red Badger (YES, I'm Deplorable! I Deplore the entire Democrat Party!....................)
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To: Jimmy The Snake

This should have been posted under Philosophy. /s


4 posted on 10/07/2016 11:27:24 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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