NFL Live Thread Week Five

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Thursday, Oct. 6
8:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at 49ers

Sunday, Oct. 9
1 p.m. ET Patriots at Browns
1 p.m. ET Eagles at Lions
1 p.m. ET Bears at Colts
1 p.m. ET Titans at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Ravens
1 p.m. ET Texans at Vikings
1 p.m. ET Jets at Steelers
4:05 p.m. ET Falcons at Broncos
4:25 p.m. ET Bengals at Cowboys
4:25 p.m. ET Bills at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Chargers at Raiders
8:30 p.m. ET Giants at Packers

Monday, Oct. 10
8:30 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Panthers

Bye week: Jaguars, Chiefs, Saints, Seahawks

[Bender2]

Oh rats! To lose an Emmy to a mechanical contraption... is so humbling-- And nasty!

Oh, 'nasty' I like-- Never had... a robot!

Yeah, this... is going to turn out well--

Well, well, well-- Last week the Iggles beat the Stoolers... like a redheaded stepchild and this week Big Ben's Crew ate my Old Dallas Texans like they were low hanging fruit.

Now the Stoolers play the Jets this week and Broadway Joe's old team... were soundly beat by Kansas City 24-3 while Philly was stomping Pitt--

That's why they say, "On any... given Sunday--"

Oh, any given Sunday-- That is my wish... each and every day!

Sorry, Rosie-- When it comes to fembots, Bendy believes you are truly the sum... of your parts.

Don't worry, Rosie, I've got you scheduled... for a full parts upgrade next week.

Okay, back to "On any given Sunday--" This coming Thursday I'm saying... without any doubt, Colin Colostomy will kneel while his fellow soapy-9ers get pecked to death by Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards--

Tardy Tom is back for big's Patty Cheaters at the Brownstains. Will he be rusty? Will he be razor sharp? Against the Browns, does it really matter? Old big will be more than happy here, posting lots of 'Tardy & really really Pissed' Tom pixs--

After their wild LGBT Weekend Orgy, them Godless Iggles get the Loinchops. Do I smell pork cooking? yes, I do--

The 'Next to the Bottom Bowl, Part One' has Peyton's Old Horsehoes stomping Da Bears--

The 'Next to the Bottom Bowl, Part Two' has the Best Aggie Quarterback in the NFL getting beat by Allegra's Old Earlers--

Crab City's Black Byrds pile drive another nail into the Deadskins' 2016 Season--

Oh Gad-- Allegra, darling, where ever you are, your Texicans with a Wattless defense & Ampless offense are going to be kicked in the face by the Viqueens Fat Gals--

Now, as to the aforementioned Jersey Jets, they get mauled by Big Ben and he doesn't even break a sweat--

Vick's Old Black Byrds think they are flying high, but Manning's Old Mile High Mules bring them down to earth--

King Rex's Beefaloes wing west and get tossed back hard by the La-La Land Ewes--

Seven, where ever she is-- Maybe with Allegra? Any who, Seven's Waiders are on a roll and the blacked out Bolts don't stand a chinaman's chance--

On Sunday Night Feetball old Eli meets Arron Boy. Good nite, Eli--

Monday's Late Evening Feetball has Cam getting his Bucking Ears handed to him--

It is a four some in the Gay-Bye-What Ever Goes weekly orgy as the Jag-offs get down with the Seahags, Ain't and my Old Dallas Texans--

And, oh yeah, My Boys... hang a Tiger Skin on the wall at Jerryworld--

[Bender2]

No shirt, no shoes, no picks, no service! Get... those picks in--

[EliRoom8]

No pom-poms for anti-Americans. Boycott the NFL!

[WENDLE]

I dont watch anti American over paid narcissists. Its a racket

[missnry]

[broken_arrow1]

DETROIT LIONS SUCK...all is right with the world.

[big'ol_freeper]

The season starts week 5! Here's how they'll shake out!

[Pikachu_Dad]

Boycott and Boycott some more.

[AC86UT89]

Haven’t watched in years.

Recent kerfuffle regarding multi-millionaires whining about oppressed they are prove I have made the right choice.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: DETROIT LIONS SUCK...all is right with the world ::

Ahhhh, yes! the OLD normal we are used in Day-twah.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Thursday, Oct. 6
8:25 p.m. ET Cardinals

Sunday, Oct. 9
1 p.m. ET Patriots
1 p.m. ET Lions [once a fan, always a fan]
1 p.m. ET Colts
1 p.m. ET Titans [orange, BEGONE!]
1 p.m. ET Ravens
1 p.m. ET Vikings
1 p.m. ET Steelers
4:05 p.m. ET Broncos
4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys [had to come around to the ‘boys]
4:25 p.m. ET Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Chargers
8:30 p.m. ET Packers

Monday, Oct. 10
8:30 p.m. ET Panthers

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

The police just showed up. They are asking me about a certain BOY...cott that I am not familiar with.

[NY.SS-Bar9]

Eff the NFL

Watched the Ryder cup this past weekend - much more enjoyable with the gallery chanting “U-S-A, U-S-A”

[Scythian_Reborn]

Having watched a single play of NFL this year.

[T-Bone Texan]

When I realized that the NFL was full of people that hated me and my values, and indeed actively worked against my values, it soured me.

It was an epiphany.

A FReeper yesterday commented that the NFL was the greatest thing ever invented to control, emasculate, and cow white men.

[al_c]

9ers
Patsies
Iggles
Bears
Oilers
Ravens
Vikes
Stillers
Broncos
COWBOYS!!!
Rams
Raiders
Cheeseheads
Bucs

[Bender2]

Re: The police just showed up. They are asking me about a certain BOY...cott that I am not familiar with.

Yeah, whole new crop of them... but I believe silence shall still be the best retort--

[Rockitz]

I’m with you. Haven’t watched a snap all season. Haven’t missed it.

[al_c]

I guarantee you that very few, if any, on this thread is watching all of these games. Most just watch their favorite and then check the scores of the rest. So maybe it’s time to take your protest where it counts ... contact their advertisers.

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 6

.....Cardinals at 49ers.

Sunday, Oct. 9

......Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah-- Another iterruption form far far away:

Hey, Professor-- Aren't you... going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max? It is the Browns... Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am... Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

.....Eagles at Lions.

.Bears at Colts.....

....Titans at Dolphins..

..Redskins at Ravens....

..Texans at Vikings.....

Jets at Steelers......

.Falcons at Broncos.....

Bengals at Cowboys......

..Bills at Rams....

.Chargers at Raiders.....

.Giants at Packers.....

Monday, Oct. 10

...Buccaneers at Panthers...