[Gamecock]

And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns...
Well, maybe next year.

[bgill]

On lockdown over a stupid clown call? As if a clown could sneak in. Someone should have checked the clown restroom. Surely, they have a clown restroom.

[apillar]

Strickland said the clown threatened to do inappropriate things to the kids at the school. Considering the liberal controlled school system, the clown might have threatened to teach them the Constitution....

[LostInBayport]

a person called from a private number identifying as a clown

A new bandwagon! Soon employers will be forced to tolerate employees showing up for work in multi-color face paint and giant shoes. SCOTUS will soon declare them a protected class. Kagan will announce a new penumbra of the Constitution as she reads her opinion from the bench while wearing a big red nose and green hair.

[Mariner]

This clown scare is beyond absurd. All of them.

Do people realize how childish it is?

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

A clown named Mohammed?

[DannyTN]

I miss the old days when Streaking was the fad.

[NEMDF]

How would they know it was a clown from a phone call?

I am so confused.

[DesertRhino]

Over under on how long before a clown is found shot down.

[PLMerite]

A Clown Call. What would they do if it was a Booty Call ?

[Alas Babylon!]

Coming to a school near you:

[VanDeKoik]

[the OlLine Rebel]

“a clown called making threats to students.”

Uh, how do they KNOW it’s a clown?

[Fireone]

Maybe it was the class clown, every school has them.

[kiryandil]

Was 0Muslim coming to speak?

[GreenLanternCorps]

Obviously the “crying on the inside” kind of clown...