Hillary ‘The Machine’ is programmed to take down The Donald

Washington Times ^ | 25, Sep, 2016 | Charles Hurt

[MtnClimber]

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Not since Garry Kasparov faced off against Deep Blue has a contest between man and machine been so hotly anticipated. It is estimated some 100 million Americans will tune in to see real estate mogul Donald Trump step into the political ring against The Clinton Machine......

Proving it is not beholden to billionaires, The Clinton Machine will have billionaire Mark Cuban sitting on the front row to cheer on The Machine.

And to remind the world that sometimes very bad machines marry humans who are accused rapists, Mr. Trump has proposed inviting Gennifer Flowers to root against The Machine.

I know, it’s complicated. In Clintonworld, everything is always complicated. This latest version of The Clinton Machine, known among her creators as C2016, has been in the works for — literally — decades. Engineers have done extensive analysis and tinkering to work out the kinks of C2000 and especially C2008. This one is, they promise, the best and most evolved machine yet.

[MtnClimber]

Even The Machine’s motto — “I’m with Her” — is an extensively contrived calculation. Heck, just crafting The Clinton Machine as “female” in gender was just one more political calculation. It will do anything to win, including reassign itself as a “male” if that would give The Machine some electoral advantage. Have you ever wondered why — amid all this talk about “health records” — no doctor has actually confirmed the actual gender of The Clinton Machine?

That is priceless!!!

[nickcarraway]

I still don’t understand what difference it would make if Mark Cuban is in the audience. It’s not like they used to date or something?

[Daniel Ramsey]

When Hillary loses come election time i hear HBO offered her a job as a Westworld robotic evil land baroness.