LISTER is lying in bed, having an nightmare. RIMMER is standing in front of the mirror, practising the Full-Rimmer, Triple-Rimmer, and a Two- Handed-Rimmer salute.
LISTER: (In his sleep) Quick! Get an umbrella. Get an umbrella. Quick, get an umbrella. Get an umbrella. Cor! Ungh...
RIMMER: (Reading from a poster tacked over the sink) "Necrobics, Hologrammatic Exercises for the Dead."
LISTER: It's raining. It's raining down. Get an umbrella! It's raining. It's raining.
RIMMER clenches up his face and starts rolling his head around. Something falls from the ceiling. Another one falls.
RIMMER opens his eyes to see herring falling from the ceiling. He stares in amazement as more and more herring start to rain down from the ceiling. RIMMER backs out of the room.
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RIMMER continues to back out of the room. There's no fish falling outside of the room.
RIMMER: Holly, what's going on?
HOLLY: What?
RIMMER: What's happening?
HOLLY: Um, Hercule Poirot's just stepped off the steaming train. And if you want my opinion, I think they all did it.
RIMMER: Why did we have to have you as the ship's computer? We'd be better off with a bucket of sheep's slop running things.
HOLLY: If you've got a complaint, just come straight out with it. Don't hide behind innuendo and hyperbole.
RIMMER: Why is it raining fish in our sleeping quarters?!
HOLLY: I'd be lying if I said I knew. The only comparable incident on record is in 12th century Burgandy when it rained herring.
The Mayor of Warsaw walks up to RIMMER, ringing a bell. He stops, then spontaneously combusts in a flash, leaving only a pile of clothes behind.
RIMMER: It really is gonna be one of those days.
I love the Red Dwarf series.
My favorite is Kryton.
I was just watching the episode where go to the backward world on vid.
Cat just tried to ‘use the bushes’ before they left.
Oh, that was a great episode, null! Thanks for the ping!
I hate catfish! You cannot kill those fish. I do not think they are fish. They could be a variant of a cockroach. Ewwwww. Poor woman!