Posted on 09/09/2016 4:16:47 PM PDT by pepsi_junkie
Sometimes you eat the catfish, and sometimes the catfish falls from the sky and smacks you in the face.
Lisa Lobree learned that lesson Labor Day morning when she was walking to meet her CoreFitness class near the Art Museum, heard a "rustling" in the trees, and then -.
Lisa Lobree, of Fairmount, was struck in the face Monday by an estimated five-pound catfish that fell out of the sky. She was in bad shape immediately after, but posed with the fish later on. "Suddenly I was slammed by something," Lobree recalled Friday. "I was like, 'What?!' I was freaking out."
The injuries: Minor. The trauma: Immeasurable. The theory: A bird was flying with the fish in its mouth and accidentally dropped it. On her face.
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
With a name like that, he was destined to be an expert on aliens. :=)
Good thing it was just “near” her Art Museum.
I hate it when I get hit in my Art Museum.
Tiny catfish.
struck in the face
Was she walking around with her nose in the air?
I keep telling folks that exercise is unhealthy.
Not a ping? Not a kitty ping despite “cat” being in the title. ;)
Back when I was a kid in Western Kansas, a tornado picked up an entire pond, fish and all, and dropped it on a highway.
Which part of her anatomy is her ‘Art Museum’ closer to: her ass or her elbow??? From a curious mind.
Stuff Happens.
Someone previously mentioned Charles Fort; but his reports were preceded by Pliny the Elder, and others:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_of_animals
-JT
That was a Red Dwarf episode!
Oh sorry. I took a 172 up that day and tossed the fish out. Seemed harmless enough at the time...
I’ve never seen ‘Red Dwarf’; but that episode must have been derivative ;-)
-JT
No, Catfishnado 1.
>>>The injuries: Minor. The trauma: Immeasurable.<<<
Immeasurable? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Time to play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Catfish, Snowflake.
Wait, wut?
First there was a rustling in the trees?
Then a catfish fell out of the sky?
Or maybe there was a bustle in her hedgerow, and the dang catfish walked over and said hello.
Sheesh.
LOL! Yes, and it was a ‘’fish’’.
ome head of hair, ain’t it? He’s the alien. he’s hiding in plain sight.
It was actually herring not catfish.
But the principle is the same.
You must see Red Dwarf it’s hilarious British ScFi comedy.
Did she take it home and eat it? Free catfish, the hard way...
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