"Book 'em, Danno!"
1 posted on
09/02/2016 7:30:27 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
“What Cracklin’ Oat Bran?”
2 posted on
09/02/2016 7:31:55 AM PDT by
BAW
(It's gunna be Yuge!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Was it a fully automatic assault potato gun with high capacity "clips"?
4 posted on
09/02/2016 7:33:21 AM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Now some idiot will try and ban potato guns, maybe require background check to buy potatoes.
6 posted on
09/02/2016 7:33:35 AM PDT by
Reno89519
(It is very simple, Trump/Pence or Clinton/Kaine. Good riddance Lyn' Ted, we regret ever knowing you)
To: DUMBGRUNT
7 posted on
09/02/2016 7:33:59 AM PDT by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Kelloggs corn pops: they’re shot from guns.
8 posted on
09/02/2016 7:34:01 AM PDT by
MrEdd
(Heck?Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Damn. No pictures of corn cobs hanging from his chest.
To: DUMBGRUNT
The police said he used a potato gun, a PVC pipe that propels objects with a light accelerant, such as hair spray, that can be ignited by a grill lighter...?
Cool! Where the hell did I put that damn PVC?
To: DUMBGRUNT
The newspaper is in Meriden, CT. I used to delievr it. The location is actually in Rhode Island, though the article (a copy of a RI paper) never makes that clear.
14 posted on
09/02/2016 7:38:32 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Tater guns don’t cob houses, people do.
18 posted on
09/02/2016 7:40:54 AM PDT by
red-dawg
To: DUMBGRUNT
"Maybe a little tape would help?"
To: DUMBGRUNT
“police reported that they went to Osella’s home, and that he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest”
So what?
21 posted on
09/02/2016 7:41:52 AM PDT by
mad_as_he$$
(Poo poo the polls at Trump's peril.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It sounds like an episode of the Red Green show...
To: DUMBGRUNT
Rule #1 when committing any corn related crime is always do a kernel check.
To: DUMBGRUNT
He must have thought himself to be the neighborhood dictator?
To: DUMBGRUNT
Were they used?
32 posted on
09/02/2016 7:52:31 AM PDT by
Savage Beast
(Trump is the Resistance! Vive la résistance!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
36 posted on
09/02/2016 7:56:27 AM PDT by
headstamp 2
(Fear is the mind killer.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
BAN POTATO GUNS!!!!!!!!!!
50 posted on
09/02/2016 8:08:40 AM PDT by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The gun was made from potatoes???
54 posted on
09/02/2016 8:11:13 AM PDT by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: DUMBGRUNT
When potato guns are outlawed....only outlaws..
59 posted on
09/02/2016 8:24:17 AM PDT by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up....)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He was the eyes and ears of his neighborhood.
65 posted on
09/02/2016 8:31:26 AM PDT by
firebrand
(Sorry. I'm just getting started for the day.)
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