[PROCON]

Not to worry, Californians. If you begin hearing loud explosions coming from rural areas, it's just the California Air Resources Board saving the planet.

[rey]

Right. And their beloved wetlands restoration doesn’t produce any methane.

[PeterPrinciple]

This is TRUE! We had a pig born on the farm with out an a hole.............it eventually exploded just like the article says.

[lacrew]

[elcid1970]

Dave Barry wrote once about weaponizing exploding cows.

“Look out! He’s got a cow!”

“Could blow any second! I just heard its final death moo!”

[HarleyLady27]

You know, stupid, like humans do: It’s called ‘FARTING’...duh....

[NorthMountain]

[rey]

The other goofy thing is a cow’s stomach is multi chambered and processes feed to a greater extent than monogastric animals. If you were to measure the amount of methane as a result of processing monogastric waste versus ruminant waste you would probably come up with a similar amount of methane.

[Gaffer]

.... [try out]“gut microbial interventions”

Yeah! Mother nature, God, whoever (even Allah, I guess) f@cked up......Man, it his infinite wisdom must rework that poor attempt at perfection and change it up - for the sake of change (and control of others in the process).

[RatRipper]

Put ‘em on a diet of Bean-O

[faithhopecharity]

Politicians expel at least as much foul gas. Perhaps the good Lord will relieve us of politicians by exploding them ?

[faithhopecharity]

Praise the Lord!

[Flick Lives]

Perhaps someone should inform the brainiacs on the CARB that decaying plants produce... methane. The cow just speeds up the process.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Hey...didn’t the democrats have a Fart-in at their convention?

Is that going to contribute to the oceans rising?

[Hardastarboard]

Liberals don’t want poor children to have milk. How about that for a counter argument?

[chopperman]

Every time my wife gives me that nasty look when I belch, she goes speechless when I ask her if she preferred that I exploded and ruin her furniture.

[publius911]

Dairy groups blast methane reductions: ‘Cows expel gas so they don’t explode’

BAN COWS NOW!!

Save the planet.

Moving right along...

[BigEdLB]

You are blowing this out of proportion.

[whinecountry]

The “powerful greenhouse gas” methane is .00017% of the atmosphere. CARB needs disbanding, badly.

[Scutter]

When will this Global Warming insanity end...

[bgill]

Pull my finger.