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Raccoons in the Basement and Trump.
A www email analogy

Posted on 06/28/2016 4:19:45 AM PDT by CGASMIA68

This one has been making the rounds,some,many may have seen?

You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. An animal control pro. You don't care if the guy smells, you need those raccoons gone, pronto, and he's the guy to do it! You don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's drinks alcohol, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's butt...you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best you know of that might succeed. That's why Trump leads the polls. Yes he can be rude, yes he's an egomaniac, but you don't care. The country is a mess because politicians stink. The Democrats are crippling businesses, increased racial conflict and have given so many free benefits that half of America does not work. The Republican Party is two-faced and gutless to correct problems. Illegal’s are everywhere and Obama is bringing inthousands more Syrian Muslims with terrorists among them, while excluding Christians, when 70% of the people do not want any more Muslims. Obama has substantially weakened our military, while doubling our national debt. You want it all fixed! You don't care that Trump is crude, you don't care that he insults people, you don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don't care that he has changed positions, you don't care that he's been married 3 times, you don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, you don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist. You don't even care if the guy has bad hair. This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Pedro and Hamid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in. "WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. You're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegal's. You just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn’t have lobbyist money obligating him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built great businesses, and he's also not a politician or a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it.

You just want those raccoons gone. Out of your house. Now!!


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My 2cents.. The Brits just fixed their Racoon problem now its our turn. Clinton will tell you we should just “COEXIST”,while she is surrounded by armed guards,walls and fences,Hmmmm
1 posted on 06/28/2016 4:19:45 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68
Raccoon RINO Treason


2 posted on 06/28/2016 4:20:58 AM PDT by Diogenesis ("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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To: CGASMIA68

#HEXIT


3 posted on 06/28/2016 4:21:08 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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“Illegal’s are everywhere and Obama is bringing in thousands more Syrian Muslims with terrorists among them”

The UN is active on/controlling the US southern border. The UN agency controlling the refugee/muslim jihadi flood is headed by...wait for it...a Syrian.


4 posted on 06/28/2016 4:22:47 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: combat_boots

The #HEXIT #BREXIT #TEXTIT #REGRETIX stuff has got to go. I am putting you in time out! Count to 100 views and you can start posting again. It is getting out of hand.


5 posted on 06/28/2016 4:24:34 AM PDT by cornfedcowboy
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To: cornfedcowboy

One more then before I go...

Trump=R-NEXIT


6 posted on 06/28/2016 4:27:30 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: Diogenesis

I saw a short clip of McConnell being asked if he thought Trump was qualified to be president. He did not want to answer the question; he seemed fearful. McConnell’s handlers must have something on him that is explosive.


7 posted on 06/28/2016 4:49:30 AM PDT by odawg
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McConnell’s handlers must have something on him that is explosive.

Are you suggesting trump is NOT qualified to be President? If so, that is insanely stupid - esp considering Obamatollah (ands Lyin' Ted) has yet to document he himself is qualified.

8 posted on 06/28/2016 4:53:08 AM PDT by newfreep
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To: CGASMIA68

super funny, realistic and effective but it would be twice as effective with paragraphs.


9 posted on 06/28/2016 4:59:37 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: CGASMIA68

It’s not really a very good analogy. Trump doesn’t drink alcohol.


10 posted on 06/28/2016 5:01:23 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones)
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To: CGASMIA68

Same theory about raising the debt limit....

You come home and your basement is flooded with raw sewage.
It is up to the window sills and appears to be rising.

Do you call a few plumbers, pump it out and fix the problem?

OR

do you jack up your ceiling so you can add more sewage?


11 posted on 06/28/2016 5:04:20 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Beware good luck. Fattening hogs think themselves fortunate. old German proverb ")
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To: gaijin

but it would be twice as effective with paragraphs

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Naw..... May take a little effort.


12 posted on 06/28/2016 5:11:10 AM PDT by deport
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To: CGASMIA68

I have and am presently experiencing Raccoon issues right now. The damn things $hit all over my equipment.

I would use Conibear traps but I have 3 kitties at the vicinity.


13 posted on 06/28/2016 5:21:04 AM PDT by Man from Oz
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To: CGASMIA68

She will get a wake-up call come in November.


14 posted on 06/28/2016 5:22:45 AM PDT by Biggirl ("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
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The Brits STARTED to fix their raccoon problem, just like the Americans and Canadians and the Australians have STARTED to do. Much needs to be done, and the process is prone to fits and starts.

If Hillary wins the country will be flooded with migrants. There may be no turning back.

15 posted on 06/28/2016 5:24:58 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Gold and silver are real money, everything else is a derivative)
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To: deport

Correct.....If you 2 or anyone else wants to pass it on then you format it how every your picky butt choses cause I don’t care.....
You forgot to mention I spelled Raccoon wrong too!
Now go annoy your friends and family.

for future reference go here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/~cgasmia68/


16 posted on 06/28/2016 5:25:04 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68

Have a nice day and may you be blessed..........


17 posted on 06/28/2016 5:28:48 AM PDT by deport
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To: xrmusn
Do you call a few plumbers, pump it out and fix the problem? OR do you jack up your ceiling so you can add more sewage?

The American people live in the house that's being jacked up... they live with the stench everyday.

DC Elites - who are paying for the house to be jacked up (with our money) live next door - - and long ago exempted themselves from any consequences.

18 posted on 06/28/2016 5:34:24 AM PDT by GOPJ ("Elites' on both sides of the pond are scared the gravy train's ending - demographic warfare exposed)
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To: newfreep

No, but your question suggests that you are not very bright.


19 posted on 06/28/2016 5:36:00 AM PDT by odawg
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To: odawg

LOL!

The lack of clarity in your post is indicative of a “slow learner”...at best.


20 posted on 06/28/2016 5:38:15 AM PDT by newfreep
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