Posted on 06/09/2016 2:53:41 PM PDT by blueunicorn6
It appears that many people living in this country think of themselves as Democrats ahead of thinking of themselves as Americans.
I think that we should declare the 3rd of July as a new holiday. We can call it Democrat Day.
All those people who think of themselves as Democrats ahead of thinking of themselves as Americans, like Obama and Hillary and the VA bureaucrats and the State Department, can then celebrate on the 3rd of July. No more of this white male Independence Day for them.
They could have lots of fun activities!
They could go around and rob everybody who isn't celebrating Democrat Day. They could have huge picnics and send the bills to everyone not celebrating Democrat Day. Instead of fireworks, they could all smoke weed and snort coke. I realize that this is what they do now, but they could have some ice cream, too.
Americans, you know, the people who don't put a political party ahead of their nation, could still celebrate Independence Day. Sure, cousin Steve won't be with you to go to his car every couple of hours to smoke some weed to help with his pernicious dandruff, but that just leaves more hamburgers for us!
Oh, and the Democrats don't get to celebrate Independence Day. They can all continue to work to further the Democrat Party while those of us celebrating Independence Day get to pay them.
Happy Democrat Day! Raise those taxes!
Don’t most of their groups already have their own days, like Emancipation Day, Kwanzaa, Cinco de Mayo, Earth Day?
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