I self-identify as Justin Verlander. Gimme my check and me and Kate’ll be on our way.
I’m the king of England.
Please send me my crown.
How about all of us self-identifying as “trans” when applying for jobs? We’d be a guaranteed shoo-in. After getting the job, we can self-identify as normal.
It’s time to make the little faggot pee in a cup. His rational thought and behavioral indicators are all over the freaking map.
I self-identified as a native Texan and a Freeper.
I am counting the days and minutes until BHO or whatever his real name is, is out of office and exposed for the traitor and fraud he is.
God Bless, God Bless the U.S.A., God Bless Israel, God Bless Freedom Lovers Everywhere.
I self identify as twins. I like using carpool lanes.
From here on out, I self identify as Hispanic. I know my parents are essentially 100% Irish, but I speak Spanish, have family members who married people from Mexico and Venezuela, and adopted nieces from Colombia and Peru. And more importantly, I have identified with Hispanic culture since high school. I feel Hispanic inside.
If I can become a woman just by feeling like a woman, why can’t I become Hispanic by feeling Hispanic? If preventing me from getting benefits based on my biologic sex is illegal, by what logic to they prevent me from getting benefits based on my biological race? There’s even less scientific evidence that something like biologic race exists than there is of biologic sex.
Wait... today I feel more... African. Yeah, that’s it. I feel African.
I’m Bruce Jenner and that ugly lady who looks like a man needs to give me back my medals!
I self-identify as Billionaire Zathras.
I demand access to a private jet, yacht, and a beachfront mansion in Hawaii.
So, our response should (must) be to take advantage of this opportunity to the max. Collapse their system by using their insanity against them. Force them to either admit that their notion of feelings-based gender fluidity is idiotic and based upon nothing verifiable, or "identify" as the biggest "transgender", lesbian, black-hispanic (after all, why can't you "identify" as multiple races?), bisexual, "pan sexual", "trans-abled" (disabled trapped in an "abled" body?) person on the planet, and DEMAND that colleges, employers, businesses, government, etc. bow to your "identity." When they refuse, insist that they prove that you are not what you say you are. At that point they have lost and their little empire begins to crumble.
Should they persist, hit them with that infamous liberal fave, "Who are you to judge?" That should throw them for a loop.
I self identify as a Klingon warrior. Kaplah.
Now everybody has to pretend I am one.
I self identify as The Rock’s girlfriend. :-)
Good for ‘you’. Now perhaps ‘you’ will stop attacking every Mirror ‘you’ walk past like a demented Monkey.
Ungh.
Strange - I got up this morning and self-identified as the Attorney General of the US - heading for Washington next week....
If I self identify as a female trangender transvestite, can I still wear my Carhartt’s?
One of my joys in life. New pair of brown duck bibs for quail season.
Jim Thompson appreciates your support. : )