To: ameribbean expat
There is some comedy right there.
2 posted on
05/13/2016 9:09:05 PM PDT by
glasseye
To: ameribbean expat
Peoples Army military advisers, fired upon by Islamic State militants outside Aleppo, return fire killing 947. No DPRK casualties reported. 6:39 AM - 12 May 2016 is this a 'first mention' of ISIS by N Korea?
3 posted on
05/13/2016 9:16:54 PM PDT by
blueplum
(March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?)
To: ameribbean expat
U.S. foreign minister John Kerry flailed as baseborn prostitute, selling himself to drunkards for perverted and licentious ends Debauched Englishman Piers Morgan proves himself degenerate of the lowest order, openly lusting after murderess in televised interview.
Due to destructive and seductive nature, woodwind instrument use restricted to approved musicians only.
DPRK Twitter feed, bookmarked.
4 posted on
05/13/2016 9:17:05 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: ameribbean expat
Scabrous old hag Hillary Clinton hires "digital army," of unemployable freaks, to attack critics of her many vile treasons and crimes.How the Hell did they find out?
5 posted on
05/13/2016 9:18:04 PM PDT by
Navy Patriot
(America, a Rule of Mob nation)
To: ameribbean expat
Haha.
I like this one a lot:
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“US hospitals treat thousands for conniptions and spasms after Donald Trump victory.
In DPRK, sun continues to shine while birds still sing.”
6 posted on
05/13/2016 9:18:07 PM PDT by
cba123
(http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html)
To: ameribbean expat
I thought I would never read a sentence like this:
“North Hwanghae Province cheers as Marshal Jun, the famous battling bear, notches record 73rd tournament victory in Bear versus Pig combat.”
Is this “North Korean” news feed satire or is it real?
7 posted on
05/13/2016 9:21:01 PM PDT by
Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: ameribbean expat
8 posted on
05/13/2016 9:22:24 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: ameribbean expat
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News Epic, sexually charged 18-volume series of sci-tech novels penned by noted artiste Kim Jong-Il added to primary school curriculum.
Probably not a hoax.
13 posted on
05/13/2016 9:34:37 PM PDT by
farming pharmer
('Your work will warm you' - overheard in a Soviet gulag...)
To: ameribbean expat
They are even following the George Zimmerman gun auction! LOL they call it a big American cultural event....
You know,they’ve got something there. LOL!!
To: ameribbean expat
Good stuff:
"US University of Oregon establishes Bias Response Team enforcing ideological rigor, in pathetic attempt to mimic DPRK free speech policies."
I'm sure that U of O leftists would LOVE to be able to punish the university's few conservatives in the traditional North Korean manner.
All the North Korean propaganda I have read has sounded like a parody, and this sounds like a parody, so I assume it is not a parody.
17 posted on
05/13/2016 9:45:08 PM PDT by
TChad
To: ameribbean expat
Iowa province rejects socialist milksop Bernard Sanders in favor of braying she-ass Hillary Clinton to succeed US gangster president Obama.
Those North Koreans know us better than we do!
18 posted on
05/13/2016 9:52:47 PM PDT by
farming pharmer
('Your work will warm you' - overheard in a Soviet gulag...)
To: ameribbean expat
OMG Bookmarked.
20 posted on
05/13/2016 9:56:14 PM PDT by
SunLakesJeff
(All Mass Has Gravity. Gravity, however, is subject to Judicial Review.)
To: ameribbean expat
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News Matchless Korean People's Army swears artillery annihilation for U.S. bandit queen Gloria Steinem and any others violating DPRK sovereignty.
This, fresh from March 2015.
23 posted on
05/13/2016 10:05:07 PM PDT by
SunLakesJeff
(All Mass Has Gravity. Gravity, however, is subject to Judicial Review.)
To: ameribbean expat
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News Presumptive Filipino President, Tyrant-pervert Duterte, openly reminisces over raping corpse. In DPRK, rapists are executed by drowning.
This is today's headline.
25 posted on
05/13/2016 10:07:44 PM PDT by
SunLakesJeff
(All Mass Has Gravity. Gravity, however, is subject to Judicial Review.)
To: ameribbean expat
It certainly seems more credible than MSNBC and CNN.
To: ameribbean expat
37 posted on
05/14/2016 12:42:17 AM PDT by
TChad
To: ameribbean expat
I kind of like this one;
“Scabrous old hag Hillary Clinton hires “digital army,” of unemployable freaks, to attack critics of her many vile treasons and crimes.”
39 posted on
05/14/2016 2:31:15 AM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: ameribbean expat
Forensic micro-analysis of straw-headed freak Donald Trump shows past surgery to remove "brain worms," experts say. No big deal really. It's those brain snakes you have to worry about. Vicious creatures.
40 posted on
05/14/2016 4:52:33 AM PDT by
disndat
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