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1 posted on 05/13/2016 9:05:36 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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There is some comedy right there.


2 posted on 05/13/2016 9:09:05 PM PDT by glasseye
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Peoples Army military advisers, fired upon by Islamic State militants outside Aleppo, return fire killing 947. No DPRK casualties reported. 6:39 AM - 12 May 2016

is this a 'first mention' of ISIS by N Korea?

3 posted on 05/13/2016 9:16:54 PM PDT by blueplum (March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?)
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U.S. foreign minister John Kerry flailed as baseborn prostitute, selling himself to drunkards for perverted and licentious ends

Debauched Englishman Piers Morgan proves himself degenerate of the lowest order, openly lusting after murderess in televised interview.

Due to destructive and seductive nature, woodwind instrument use restricted to approved musicians only.

DPRK Twitter feed, bookmarked.

4 posted on 05/13/2016 9:17:05 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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Scabrous old hag Hillary Clinton hires "digital army," of unemployable freaks, to attack critics of her many vile treasons and crimes.

How the Hell did they find out?

5 posted on 05/13/2016 9:18:04 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (America, a Rule of Mob nation)
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Haha.

I like this one a lot:

“US hospitals treat thousands for conniptions and spasms after Donald Trump victory.

In DPRK, sun continues to shine while birds still sing.”


6 posted on 05/13/2016 9:18:07 PM PDT by cba123 (http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html)
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I thought I would never read a sentence like this:

“North Hwanghae Province cheers as Marshal Jun, the famous battling bear, notches record 73rd tournament victory in Bear versus Pig combat.”

Is this “North Korean” news feed satire or is it real?


7 posted on 05/13/2016 9:21:01 PM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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Hoax site, yes?


8 posted on 05/13/2016 9:22:24 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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DPRK News Service ‏@DPRK_News Epic, sexually charged 18-volume series of sci-tech novels penned by noted artiste Kim Jong-Il added to primary school curriculum.

Probably not a hoax.
13 posted on 05/13/2016 9:34:37 PM PDT by farming pharmer ('Your work will warm you' - overheard in a Soviet gulag...)
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They are even following the George Zimmerman gun auction! LOL they call it a big American cultural event....

You know,they’ve got something there. LOL!!


16 posted on 05/13/2016 9:44:01 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (God bless the United States of America)
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Good stuff:

"US University of Oregon establishes Bias Response Team enforcing ideological rigor, in pathetic attempt to mimic DPRK free speech policies."

I'm sure that U of O leftists would LOVE to be able to punish the university's few conservatives in the traditional North Korean manner.

All the North Korean propaganda I have read has sounded like a parody, and this sounds like a parody, so I assume it is not a parody.

17 posted on 05/13/2016 9:45:08 PM PDT by TChad
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Iowa province rejects socialist milksop Bernard Sanders in favor of braying she-ass Hillary Clinton to succeed US gangster president Obama.

Those North Koreans know us better than we do!
18 posted on 05/13/2016 9:52:47 PM PDT by farming pharmer ('Your work will warm you' - overheard in a Soviet gulag...)
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OMG Bookmarked.
20 posted on 05/13/2016 9:56:14 PM PDT by SunLakesJeff (All Mass Has Gravity. Gravity, however, is subject to Judicial Review.)
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DPRK News Service ‏@DPRK_News Matchless Korean People's Army swears artillery annihilation for U.S. bandit queen Gloria Steinem and any others violating DPRK sovereignty.

This, fresh from March 2015.
23 posted on 05/13/2016 10:05:07 PM PDT by SunLakesJeff (All Mass Has Gravity. Gravity, however, is subject to Judicial Review.)
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DPRK News Service ‏@DPRK_News Presumptive Filipino President, Tyrant-pervert Duterte, openly reminisces over raping corpse. In DPRK, rapists are executed by drowning.

This is today's headline.
25 posted on 05/13/2016 10:07:44 PM PDT by SunLakesJeff (All Mass Has Gravity. Gravity, however, is subject to Judicial Review.)
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It certainly seems more credible than MSNBC and CNN.


33 posted on 05/13/2016 10:44:28 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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The DPRK News Service twitter posts were written by Popehat contributors. The fun ended in August, 2015. Here's a report:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/north-korea-news-parody-ends-tweets-to-western-swine-media/article/2571023

37 posted on 05/14/2016 12:42:17 AM PDT by TChad
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I kind of like this one;

“Scabrous old hag Hillary Clinton hires “digital army,” of unemployable freaks, to attack critics of her many vile treasons and crimes.”


39 posted on 05/14/2016 2:31:15 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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Forensic micro-analysis of straw-headed freak Donald Trump shows past surgery to remove "brain worms," experts say.

No big deal really. It's those brain snakes you have to worry about. Vicious creatures.

40 posted on 05/14/2016 4:52:33 AM PDT by disndat
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