[Mr. Mojo]

U.S. foreign minister John Kerry flailed as baseborn prostitute, selling himself to drunkards for perverted and licentious ends

Debauched Englishman Piers Morgan proves himself degenerate of the lowest order, openly lusting after murderess in televised interview.

Due to destructive and seductive nature, woodwind instrument use restricted to approved musicians only.

DPRK Twitter feed, bookmarked.

[The Continental Op]

This stuff is hilarious! The real stuff (if they have any) is probably nearly as good.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

>>>Due to destructive and seductive nature, woodwind instrument use restricted to approved musicians only.<<<

This one time, at band camp . . .