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Come On, Swiss Cheese! (Come On, Eileen!)

Challenge issued...


1 posted on 05/06/2016 6:21:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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I just want your extra time and your... Swiss

Prince, 'Kiss'

52 posted on 05/06/2016 7:25:35 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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In late :(, but in :)


55 posted on 05/06/2016 7:52:00 AM PDT by reed13k
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Oh no! There Goes Tokyo!! Gorgonzola!!


57 posted on 05/06/2016 8:26:39 AM PDT by llevrok (Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
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58 posted on 05/06/2016 8:28:37 AM PDT by relentlessly
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Roland the Headless Thompson Gouda


62 posted on 05/06/2016 8:49:46 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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American Cheese (Don Mclean)


63 posted on 05/06/2016 9:00:32 AM PDT by reed13k
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Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese


64 posted on 05/06/2016 9:10:28 AM PDT by Ellendra (Those who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.)
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::singing:: ♪ ♫ "You can do anything you want, but stay off of my blue cheese shoes!" ♪ ♫
67 posted on 05/06/2016 9:55:02 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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Bleu Collar Man


70 posted on 05/06/2016 10:41:29 AM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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Last so far....

Oldie but goodie:

Romano Around the clock

Another:

Won’t You Be My Mozzarella Baby”


71 posted on 05/06/2016 1:26:02 PM PDT by fantail 1952 (There may be better than he is, just haven'[t found him yet!.)
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"One-Eyed One-Horned Flyin' Purple Gorgonzola"


72 posted on 05/06/2016 2:18:36 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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Yay for silliness!!
79 posted on 05/06/2016 4:05:01 PM PDT by wyokostur
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“Come on baby light my Brie”


80 posted on 05/06/2016 4:16:14 PM PDT by wyokostur
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82 posted on 05/06/2016 4:16:51 PM PDT by wyokostur
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84 posted on 05/06/2016 4:34:28 PM PDT by wyokostur
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86 posted on 05/06/2016 4:42:39 PM PDT by wyokostur
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“Happy Goat cheese to yooooouu..

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline


90 posted on 05/06/2016 6:45:22 PM PDT by wyokostur
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Knock knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Queso”

“Queso who?”

“Queso you going to let me in or what?”


92 posted on 05/06/2016 7:06:18 PM PDT by wyokostur
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93 posted on 05/06/2016 7:54:17 PM PDT by wyokostur
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For a hilarious time, check out this link where people who eat sugar free gummy bears spend inordinate amounts of time running to the potty.

http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B008JELLCA


97 posted on 05/07/2016 8:12:13 AM PDT by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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